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Emperor Snapper
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Just remember that some day, y'all are going to apply for your dream job and, when you are about to be hired, the company is going to discover your participation in this goat-fucking orgy and that will be that.

Cailou is leaving Hulu. Hulu just got 10000 times better, removing the awful stench of that monstrosity from its lineup.

I think I need to review your review of the review of this movie.

Also, just moving your mind from one body to another isn't reproduction. Is he budding as well?

Metatomatoes sound delicious. It's a tomato that is…….about tomatoes

Weird that Chris Tucker has second billing, and did not seem to be in the trailer at all.

Well, since different people get different powers from the particle accelerator, I suppose Wells might turn into something other than a speedster.

I do not know either of my grandmothers' maiden names. They both died before I was born, and it never came up. I don't think Barry not knowing would be that unusual

Wait, this is set in the 20th century, right? So that wouldn't be Victorian, then. Edwardian, I assume?

By the way, the film version of Nobody's Fool is available for free on YouTube, through the Paramount Vault, which is releasing several interesting things.

I think it might have been during a basketball game - TNT or ESPN?

I also saw this commercial one time, although all other ads have not included the subtitle

So apparently Billy Corgan is some kind of time traveler or witch, because I swear that's him as one of Goldblum's sidekicks.

I have no particular problem with remakes, but I have a big problem with Antoine Fuqua, who has never made a movie I enjoyed.

That is a movie I would pay to see.

Part of me thinks it would be cool to try and track down and watch them all, but the sheer time involved in watching (never mind finding some of the early ones) would be daunting. The guy is a workhorse.

This is apparently his 65th film, so it would be a real challenge to have seen them all. The titles sometimes make it hard to remember which ones I've seen, but maybe 8, 9? Haven't seen a bad one yet, though.

The baby steals the show in Hard Boiled, though. You just can't top a scene where the hero is rescued by a fortunate stream of urine.

Johnnie To made Exiled, so he is a legend no matter what he does from here on out. This certainly looks promising, even if it appears to be missing Simon Yam

I remember listening to an interview with Altman (this was many years ago) where he drew a comparison between Houlihan in MASH and the female lead in The Player. Now, I am obviously paraphrasing here, but the upshot was that he saw a parallel between them, as they were essentially the only honest people in the story,