And as long as you ignore the fact that capitalism is currently devouring democracy like a cancer, the interrelated hyper-concentration of wealth and power, and the preceding 500 years of imperialist slaughter, that all sounds jim fuckin’ dandy.

Awww shucks, the disappointment is just crushing.

He’s specifically referred to his Maury voice as a slightly tweaked Will Arnett impression, so you weren’t that far off.

You seem like a super fun person to be around, CrapMcPoopin, the kind that absolutely won’t die angry and alone and miss out on everything cool. Can we be pals?

I thought the Exiles revival was a lot of fun, but that’s the only other thing I can think of. Marvel Rising could be great, if they can get back to what made the shorts work, but the movie + comic tie-in were just okay.

Aactually it’s super easy: Don’t write about them. Don’t give them free* promotion for their overrated bigot-chicken, especially when all they’ve done is catch up to other fast food chains.

Hoo yeah, “Sad and angry, can’t learn how to behave/Still won’t know how, in the darkness of the grave”, “One more life recorded in disappearing ink”, “When the blade hits the bone, everybody hears it sing/Shower room full of people, nobody hears a goddamn thing”; I could do this all night.

I thought it worked, it took this show’s flair for over the top insanity and flipped it on its head. We’ve come to expect this show to wallow in the bloody excrement of human failure, so what could be more shocking after 13 seasons of said shit-rolling than a moment of actual goddamn grace? I’m not saying this should…

“He does cautiously admit that he believes the movie is about “a couple of the characters” who did not really finish “their journey,”

Look, I like the new Ducktales just fine, but of all the animated shows to cover on the reg, how the hell is THIS this the one they picked? It’s good, but there’s not much critical meat on this bird, it’s yet another instance of a show that mostly lends itself to recaps instead of analysis.

In that it just keeps getting more goddamn gorgeous from one season to the next? Indeed, excellent point.

Ever have that dream where you walk into a room but then you realize you forgot your pants, and also you’re a right-wing nutcase spouting off-topic bullshit for no reason?
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It would help if they drop the lame unrequited love-story going forward, it’s creepy, it’s done to death, and it moves the character from sad-sack to gratingly pathetic. It’s worth noting the only sketch with him that really made me laugh last season was the Mesozoic Ranch bit, one of the few where he actually got to…

He also beat the shit out of his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, and starred in the cinematic garbage-fire What Women Want, any or all of which should be grounds for permanent expulsion from the entertainment industry, and yet, here we are.

Well that’s a mildly spoilery relief, Hiddleston’s Loki was the only “casualty” from Infinity War I was actually bothered about, it took a while but it seemed like they had finally figured out how to make the character work with Ragnarok. If they adapt Agent of Asgard, they can officially shut up and take my money.

The alcoholism was just to fill a hole in her life, at heart she’s a workaholic, which is going to be SO MUCH BETTER for little Untitled Princess Carolyn Project.

I tend to read it as more ambivalent; change and entropy might be inevitable, but nothing is gone completely while it remains in your memory/garden, good or bad, even if our perception of the past changes over time. It’s sort of like Always Be Back Then, but from the perspective a thousand year old vampire who has…

What I love most about the Gravity Falls theme is it not only sets the mood for the show perfectly, it also combines bits of theme-tunes from the series’ biggest influences. You’ve got X-Files’ spooky whistling, the menacing Twin peaks bass line, the church-bells from Buffy (and Angel), and to cap it off, the melody…

I have a similar relationship with The Money Song. The best actual-song song is, objectively and irrefutably, Everything Stays.

Unless theyre’s an essential plot hinging on Ciri’s ability to get a sunburn, methinks thou dost protest waaaaayyyy too much, bro.