So does this mean we’ll be seeing reg coverage next season? No? Just another thousand fucking years of Modern Family? Okay then.

Green chiles from a can? Blasphemer!

Grace let an unvetted “contractor” have the run of her house, unsupervised, entirely because he made up a heartwarming little story about the dead friend she’d just told him about. I feel like the house getting gutted is at least a teeeeensy bit her own fault.

Who is this Tam Van Der Werff chap? He sounds cool, maybe the AV Club should give him a gig some time.

Every Soviet Salad: Combine one part carbs, one part protein, one part bottomless ineffable sadness, bathe in acid, and serve, forever, and ever, and ever...

I suppose, it does kind of separate two thoughts, but a comma would have served just as well, I guess that’s why it only got a yellow card.

“In my life” concludes the thought expressed in the phrase “I never come back to this town again”, the guy what wrote the song is correct. That said, I am giving Mr. Darnielle a yellow card for Flagrant Abuse of A Semicolon.

Ha! Oh please no, Mr. Fox News, don’t give this newly debuted superhero show a bunch of free exposure and Google hits, whatever will they DO???

“A knob of Hudson Valley foie gras”

Thank god KR0 is finally nearing completion, I’m closing in on the end of Night in the Woods, and I am going to NEED another hit of dreamy, narrative driven weirdness injected into my brain to follow it up, or I’m liable to get the shakes.

I think Rock Paper Shotgun’s Alice O’Connor put it best:

FX could do it as long as they bleep out the fuck-words, this is the same network that’s kept Sunny on the air for over a decade.

Can’t help but note, the woefully underappreciated Big Mouth already did a gag about absurdly long CVS receipts a couple months ago.

Hey Now, People Like Us don’t appreciate that kind of thing, we just want to do Drugs and get Crosseyed and Painless.

And yet, here you were, losing your shit over a TVTropes reference and a difference of opinion, but sure babe, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Fucking. Idiots.

I’m sorry my opinion about a TV show enrages you so.

Ah, same ol’ Girard, getting mad about nothing like the Kinjapocalypse never even happened, don’t ever change bro. “Fridge logic” means having to fill in plot holes and missing details via speculation, no more, no less.

You’re NEW around these parts, aren’t you friend?

Like I said, you can fridge-logic over some of these holes, but not all, and these guys certainly seemed to be at their last extremity. As for killing off non-humans, the survivors talked about how the dog-bots had apparently killed off the pigs that had been at the farm they passed at the very beginning, back when it…