Cute article, too bad it doesn’t apply to the Kinjapocalypse. Where to begin? The myriad technical failings, the wasteful layout, the smarmy, useless “support” staff? As revamps go, this is the equivalent of New Coke.

I’ll say it: This new design is a festering shitpile from which neither hope, nor information can escape.

Well thank GOD Kinja is good at something, because when this shitshow went down, the first thought I had was “But will they be able to force me to scroll past EVEN MORE FUCKING ADS??”

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You have reached the former site of the TV Club Classic’s Deep Space 9 comments section, destroyed forever for the sake of corporate synergy.
All Rappin’ Jake Sisko-related inquiries may be forwarded here:

“Villain” implies a degree of personal agency, Ernie, you’re a henchman, at best.

Jesus Christ, you still have a job? Are smarmy tech-bros really that hard to come by?

Don’t even fucking bother trying to post on an Android device; I’ve tried my phone and my tablet, and every time I did the site bogged down for minutes on end, and then failed anyway.

Wouldn’t want to disturb the illusion of kinja’s perfection after all.

It was marginally more polite than just telling us to go and fuck ourselves, I guess. Who gives a shit of you’ve fucked over a community more than a decade in the making as long a some rapist douchebag tech bro’s precious work flow gets one step sorter.

Thanks for ruining something great, you petty ass, synergy addicted, no vision having pieces of shit.

In the ever apropos words of George Carlin, fuck 'em in the ass with a big rubber dick.

Yayyyyy! *flaps arms wildly*

That joke almost makes this shitshow worth it.

Aw, Cookie_Monster, I think I'll miss you most of all.

Fare thee well, dick-nosed rat, you were always one of my favorites.

I'm a day late, because some asshole decided changing the entire nature of the site only merited a fucking Newswire, but nevertheless, I will miss this.
It has been a pleasure and a privilege to be able to converse with so many weird, brilliant people here over the years, especially all my DS9 homies, and I do not…

Thanks for burying this announcement in the Newswires, assholes, been watching for this since sunday and I still only heard about it second hand. You guys can't even be honest when you're about to burn this place down, can you?

So, basically, Afro-Samurai, but with Common.

Eh, maybe, in terms of this precise moment, but career-wise, her resume is looking a bit short by comparison. Where's her equivalent to Chapelle's Show, or Bigger and Blacker? I feel like they'll be on the same plateau when Amy Schumer directs a Chris Rock special, and not the other way around.