We live on a weird fucking planet.

Wow. Never heard of this guy before, but just looking at him I can tell he is the living avatar of White Dudebro DJs.Godspeed you, Pale Bro-a-lo!

I'm gonna go start my own cooking competition, but with Black Jack, and hookers!!

You'd think the reward would be built in, getting to do something besides empty out pots of shit and vomit, but I guess Sam's spoiled that way.

Which brings up something that bugged me: Couldn't Jon have gotten ahold of a leftover piece of White Walker to bring along? Or Sam, for that matter; Maester Aemon never thought to take a sample? Apparently all these guys suck at both basic investigation, AND planning presentations.

Yes, but she does suck as a person, and in that way, she is exactly like her dad.

Poetic, and LOOOOONG, that scene in the dungeon just went on, and on, and ON. I started to think there was some kind of twist coming, that's how long that took.

I would also accept Chower of Box, or the Cunning Linguist.

Eh, the Olenna and Sansa bits were cool, and it was a good show overall for Tyrion, but there was also a lot of shit we've already seen before, many times; Cersei being smug while she tortures someone (for the better part of ten minutes, no less), gratuitous twincest, John being a schmuck, Daenerys overplaying the…

I was REALLY hoping she'd pre-poisoned that pitcher of wine somehow, would've been much more fitting.

I love that people somehow reached the conclusion that a terrifying creature of the night could also be pathologically anal-retentive.

Terry Pratchett had a running joke about the insane diversity of vampire myths that have developed over the ages in Carpe Jugulum, and he was a big ol' folklore nerd so I trust him on that one. My favorite was the vampire watermelons, a very real fictional thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

You're confusing "upset" with "mildly grossed out". Guzzle that shit if you want.

I have often looked at Papa John's Garlic Dipping Sauce and wondered "Why did they give me these little cups of diarrhea?"

I am not optimistic, cola is an acquired taste at the best of times, and Coke's track record in this area is spotty.

Good, Coke Zero was the last thing they made that I liked, so maybe this will be the idiotic decision that finally breaks my addiction for good.

He's a survivor, damn it!

And they set their own breaks, according to them this is season 11.

Or Oliver, for that matter? I didn't know it was possible to have lived through that year without hearing the nightmare drone of the vuvuzela.

Beats me, maybe they just wanted to save on laundry, those dragons probably get awfully sooty.