I know, it's super-subtle.

Only if you do it the old-fashioned way.

Please, it's trolle.

If that brown glop is your idea of a luxury, you lead a sadder life than I could ever imagine.

Chil-ee and chi-lay are not pronounced the same, not if you're doing it even remotely correctly.

Nothing in theory, I just prefer that it has a flavor besides taint-sweat.

Some people have religion, I have pedantic obsessions about food.

Way to focus on exactly half of the point Girard, as usual.

Well, yes, obviously, every chance I get.

Wow, four replies, I really got up your ass didn't I?

Oh screw authenticity, my issues with chili only start with the goofy spelling. Nine times out of ten it's an excuse to dish out bland, vinegary garbage with maybe a teaspoon of actual chile powder in the mix. It doesn't even taste like what it's named after!

More silly white-people nonsense. I don't know what they called it back then, maybe chile con hombre, but it sure as shit wasn't anything like the dish known to inbred trailer-dwellers as chili. Just for starters, the Aztec version had a lot more personality.

The funny part is BOTH sides are wrong: The whole idea of chili is stupid and should be abandoned immediately. We have real Mexican food now, people, we don't have to tolerate this ersatz bullshit any more!

My secret is to not eat that crap, and to spell chile the way God intended. It has served me well.

Now, it's gah-badge!
Alright, it was always garbage. Chili is trash-food, people, accept it.

Heed this man's wisdom, this is the only sensible and correct response to anything that white people insist on calling "chili".

Depends on how close you want it to taste to the original recipe; a little extra tartness doesn't sound like a bad idea, but if you want fidelity, unsweetened coconut milk should do the trick. What we've got here is a perfectly good Swedish take on curry that's suffering from a historical hangover.

If you're truly desperate, as I am, Fox's little mobile card game features the KotH cast, among others, and it's actually pretty decent. It's not super-deep, but it's a reasonably entertaining little time-killer nonetheless.

Jesus, they banned tasers AND batons? In the shootiest place on earth? Way to prioritize, Chicago City Council! Ah well, at least you can credibly claim to have exhausted all reasonable alternatives while they're trying to find some scumbag's severed ballsack.

True, but any situation where you need to draw a weapon will be, barring one or two horrifying possibilities, a direct result of the cops not being around to begin with.