Yep, in those halcyon days just before the TV Club went to shit.

Eh, the scene with the bird was pretty funny, otherwise, yeah.

"I don't like this, so I should definitely comment here."
-Engraving Above The Entrance To The Commentariat

Could be I was just slightly outside the pocket for this one, I remember wanting to like it. What they got on screen was good, but I think my problem was that it sands down a lot of the sharper corners found in the book, which in my mind misses the whole purpose of Roald Dahl's stories. Ah well, at least we can…

I've followed Wilson for a long time on Twitter, and I was STILL completely unaware there was any kind of ardent following for the Matilda movie until this day. She was good in it, and as adaptations go it's not terrible, but this is like finding out The Indian In The Cupboard movie has somehow become equally beloved…

Not really booze-related, but I too have been known to utter the words "Gotta stay on top of my life, gotta stay on top of my LIFE!"

Right? Jesus christ Rabin, you're better than this, usually. Lay off the rage-a-hol.

I thought I'd heard something like that, if not on the DVDs then maybe in the interviews they did for Nerdist, either way it's as impressive as it is uncomfortable. Way to play through the pain, dude!

Eh, I'm no fan and even I'll admit parts of it are salvageable. Letting it take over the site for a week was desperately stupid though, no two ways about it.

Well, that explains all this pathetic flailing about with the food coverage. Fare thee well John (AGAIN), don't be a stranger, you are literally the only person who has ever managed to make football seem interesting to me.

Also a stiff contender.

Great interview, Kevin, you were always my favorite, and now everybody, pick out your favorite Kids In the Hall sketch about soul-crushing alcoholism! My favorite non-girly-drink sketch was Daddy Drank, which manages to be extremely funny, and one of the DARKEST things I think they ever got away with. Lucky thing…

Thanks, I'm going to have those two lines in the middle stuck in my brain all day now. How drunk do you suppose the copywriter had to be to think "Yabba dabba fruity-licious doo" was a solid line?

Hey, We Are Farmers Bum-Ba-Bum-Bum-Bum is this generation's Blowin' In The Wind!

I won't lie, first time I heard that song it was a parody ad on SNL for union-grown marijuana. I give it two years before it all swings around and becomes a real jingle again, though.

Damn it, you're right, there's got to be some meat on this bird, maybe if they get more historical, I mean whatever happened to the quince? That thing used to be king shit of fuck mountain, now it's just an overpriced kind of jam, REPORT THE CONTROVERSY!

Feels like a reach, but I'll take it, any port in a storm.

Ha! "Collateral Beauty" what a stupid, made-up sounding title, it must be a parody!
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Welp, guess it's suicide for me.

I assume he meant skinny-jeans. He seems the type.

It's neither, it's Canabalt Re-Skin #2,000,398,256.