There’s a assembled cut of the OT that removes the “Special Edition” onward changes that Lucas kept making. It can be found on the internet with a bit of gumption:

Could also be managed with a Time Turner.

I'll draw the Force out of you in any way you want! Clears up skin conditions and restores missing digits! DM me! I’m DTF! (Down To Force)

Uma Uma Thurman does sound like a Cats name.

Until we, as a nation, band together to ensure everyone knows that mediocre or worse politicians are 100% unfuckable and should not be bred with, we will remain afflicted by their ever-replenishing spawn.

Easy to imagine him chewing scenery.

The real packages delivered were the gods we fucked along the way.

Too much pussy?

Yes. But we should check with all of North America and South America first.

Star Wars was helped to greatness because of talented people he had around him who had the courage to tell him when he was on the wrong track. Like his editor and then-wife, Marcia Lucas.

IT’S A TRAP!

I was really hoping this wouldn’t involve Force aptitude via pedigree. Alas.

From the start of the college admissions scandal, my main reaction: “$500,000? For USC?”

I will consider seeing this if assured Rooster dies in the first half, preferably when his ejector seat slams him against the still-attached canopy.

The show was really about the Lube Men we became on the way.

Yes. If you succeed you unlock footage of Kanye recording his next album. If you fail you spend Purgatory in the Kardashian house.

He is the reason the season is pleasin’!

18% chance it’s Lindsey Graham commenting and not Meghan.

Can’t they just drop the Peloton into Mount Doom?

But won’t feature a Clinton presidency. Alas.