He was setup by Boss Hogg.

"They were all found in the river. Wrapped in Plaaasstic."

Rowsdower!

"When there's no more room in hell, Toynbee will resurrect the dead on planet Jupiter."

"Eat this last picture of Jason Segel. Then you have my permission to die."

Why did you say that name!?!

Bat-Bravo!

So, she's Aquamom?

"Say hello to your mother the slut for me, Mark."

That's odd. The handjobs were only $5.

I'd like to show her my pipe work if you know what I mean. .

You start with forming the patty with your feet. Get those little piggies in there….

The Burton Batman films have the dark mood down pat, but are as full of camp as the shitty Schmucker flicks….

All of them written by Dennis, Charlie and Mac.

OBOYGIN WHAT YOU DID THERE I SAW IT DEAN!

"Hello, I'm Norman Lear and I'm not going to be content until I shit all over my legacy."

"Ohhhhhh! Lucy! Dere's gonna be a Pear Harbor! You got a lot of 'splain' to do!!!"

Airplane? What is it?

Don't Breathe Into Darkness.

Alec is going to have to applelogize.