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He has a huge Mommy boner. Always had. It's why he turned Ripley into a mom despite that not being at all part of the character in the original film. 

James Cameron has such a talent for stating reasonable or interesting things in an extremely douchy and offputting way.

Man, even James Cameron is all woke now?! I suppose next, he’s going to make Aliens 10, where Ripley hugs it out with the aliens and they agree to settling their differences with a friendly soccer match and a new Titanic where the ship and the Iceberg get married and form a supership called Icetanic and all the people

I was going to get it done, but decided the $5000 would be better spent on cake, a decision I will stand behind until I run out of cake!

She is proof that regardless of party affiliation, the government is effectively controlled by corporations - a corporatocracy. But damn, you have to respect their efforts on convincing and misdirecting us that it’s not - when it very much is. Got something to hide?

It’s not like there aren’t a bunch more conservative Democrats in the Senate that will prevent anything good from ever happening. Sinema and Manchin are just the ones who took the heat. Chris Coons, Jon Tester, Hickenlooper, etc, etc, etc.

Dentists are doctors, that bastard don’t trust no doctors

Tucker’s resting-shit-eating face is every Fox News viewer. Bastardi (really, we’re going with Bastardi like it’s not satire?) is every Fox News message. Every. Single. Day.

Why is he interviewing Nosferatu?

Yeah but if I complain about my burger being overcooked then I’m not concerned my child is going to die because I annoyed the staff.

Disgustingly unprofessional. You do not share this stuff on social media. 

And Musk lost his spot as world’s richest man for the moment as well.

The things they’re complaining about on the tiktok video sound like pretty basic things that are unsurprisingly annoying to a nurse, but yeah, it’s a bonehead move to put it out there for public consumption. You work in a sensitive field, you can’t do that. Every profession has its annoyances, you complain to each

If you scour my social media posts, you would have no idea what I do for a living because posting on my private accounts about my job is at best boring, incredibly unprofessional and at-worst, potentially career-ending. 

Musk and Chappelle are friendly, if not friends. Chappelle got covid last year(?) at a show where he hung out with Grimes, Musk, and Joe Rogan. I can’t imagine a less funny group of people, unless you didn’t give a shit and actively bullied them. 

Maybe, but he also insulted his own audience and got mad at them for booing. It sounded like he had a short set ready for them, but he couldn’t finish it because of the booing, so he wrapped it up. Me personally, I like to see the mask slip; when comics show their contempt for their own audience. They are incredibly

I don’t know who keeps falling for their stuff, they currently have 8 ‘recommends’ for that very weird “i’ve finally seen the light” rant on this article.

What the fuck are you talking about? They paid to see Dave Chappelle. Do you know a lot of “dims” who would pay to see Dave Chappelle nowadays? I know it must be hard to be logically consistent, but to save you the mental energy: No. Not many “dims” pay to see Dave Chappelle. This was a friendly audience and even they

Fucking glorious. Shame they can’t throw rotten food anymore.

“Technically, it was 90% cheers & 10% boos (except during quiet periods), but, still, that’s a lot of boos, which is a first for me in real life (frequent on Twitter). It’s almost as if I’ve offended SF’s unhinged leftists … but nahhh.”

Christ, even by modern standards that’s particularly pathetic.