Chris Sarandon is, sadly, not as sexy as Colin Farrell. Most of the acting is dreadful, but the original is still a hoot.

Man if you can’t follow the plot of Fright Night, you probably shouldn’t be able to drive a car, let alone run for high office.

C’mon, “Underworld” already put this question to rest.  

What you’re not taking into account is Herschel’s experience as an FBI agent. During his time with in the X-Files, he SAW things. Things you and I cannot imagine.

As a vampire who lives in GA, he just lost my vote. Also Fright Night is great. This guy cant tell the truth about anything. How many abortions he paid for, who would win in a vampire werewolf fight, he acts like he doesn’t know the name of the movie he was watching when he clearly does. Why you gonna lie about not…

a lot better, considering she’s not dead :(

I mean, would the wife also be comically tall in that scenario? Do you understand that’s what the joke is?

“the other night...” he was watching this? Like... we’ve all been there, I relate to that. I’m slowly working my way through some movie about a mineshaft to hell or something on Netflix after I put the kids to bed but... I’m also NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN!

What’s next? “you know when your Tesla is…

I vaguely recall once seeing a Fox news segment where they brought in a body language expert to analyze the pictures of Obama’s staff discussing the raid on Bin Laden’s compound. There was something about Hillary’s body language conveying weakness, and the generals were the alpha dogs in the room or something. I don’t…

https://jezebel.com/ivanka-trump-cropped-kimberly-guilfoyle-out-of-wedding-1849779352 - So, Fox News is saying that cropping someone from a picture is an attempt to usurp their position? Hmm.

Perhaps he also watched The Vampire Diaries. There, the werewolves had venom, and it killed vampires slowly and painfully.

Yeah, saying Fox news missed the joke is passing them off as way more innocent than they really are.

Right! What’s up with those eyes, even shark eyes aren’t that bleak.

The eyes look like the bottom of a 16th century well 

Cally G. looking like a character from the Dark Crystal.

I’m pretty sure Fox’s producers get the joke. It’s simply that this is easy content to twist around into the Outrage of the Day to keep their septuagenarian audience from changing the channel to Newsmax.

... have you read the news lately? Abso-fucking-lutely NONE of Trump’s shit-stains have had charges brought against them. Rudy Ghouliani was let off yesterday with no charges, and Clarence Thomas let Graham go without having to testify.

I’m in agreement. Like, I think Trump is a bad candidate and probably doesn’t have a great chance, but 2016 wasn’t that long ago and I can’t believe we’ve forgotten how easily dems can lose against a joke candidate if they get lazy.

Garland or the DOJ isn’t going to do a thing. This nation is good and truly fucked.

Grift: Start a campaign. Get lots of contributions. Pay your family/cronies as campaign staff. Move money into PAC. Pay yourself to manage the PAC. Hold lots of events at Trump properties and overcharge the campaign for the events, moving the political donations into his own pocket.