The original Godzilla versus Kong movie made no sense. This one makes even less.

I really don’t make enough to get by week to week. My health is already frail, I owe my doctor 500 bucks for what amounted to a phone call, I’ve been putting off much needed things for years at this point. It’s insane. It’s not sustainable at all, and I don’t understand how anyone with even a basic knowledge of math…

Yeah, it’s relative to the substance in question. I will not expound further...

About 6 grams, which will make you forget about all this shit for a week or two.

I remember my father (who is retired) talking about how much he paid per month out of pocket for insurance (while on medicare/medicaid/whichever it is), and 1200 sounds about right (although that might have been for both him and my mother at the time). Myself, I only pay 120 a month for my employer sponsored plan, but…

“Smarter” is definitely the wrong word to use, here. Pigeons are extraordinarily “dumb”, in my experience, compared to rats (I used to do research in Animal Learning). Rats are far more flexible in their ability to learn, and will pick up simple associations far quicker than pigeons will. Pigeons are used because they…

This

This is more how I imagine it going. They made the offer, and he as the “great dealmaker” said: “We’ll pay half of what you want, and you’ll take it.” So they said “Okay, but you’ll get half the doses.” Honestly, we’re lucky he didn’t just walk away from negotiations like he famously does and ended up with nothing.

Beige!

Good catch. Republican’s in general say some weird shit, but usually when it’s about women (“bleeding out her... wherever”) it’s coming out of a man’s mouth.

Two is a multiple of one... >.>  /pedant

Imagine the lights from a thousand laser pointers zipping across the surface of the white house.

Why do people (even outside his cult) think he’s secretly, actually clever? He could get outwitted by a rock.

You and I have very different ideas about what constitutes “cool”. It sounds like an exquisite corpse made of clichés.

I was probably a just a few years older for Reagan. I distinctly remember a teacher holding a mock election, which Reagan won. Then he went into a long spiel about the “X-factor” in politicians, which he revealed to be “charisma”. That stuck with me. As I got into my later teens, and became more of an anarchist (and a…

Awww, squee!

People like her never, ever have moments of self-awareness. She wouldn’t be able to do what she does if she did.

Newt Gingrich saw the future of the republican party when he declared we were in a “post-truth” era. The GOP understands that their people vote based upon their feelings. Therefore they can do whatever they want, as long as they use the right trigger words to elicit the emotions they need, and their voters will…

And they drag the rest of us down with them, laughing all the way.