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Somebody is getting an angry tweet tomorrow! 

That’s because a weak man can’t fathom the difference between the two.

That and even the safety net called his ‘delusions of grandeur’ is unraveling as the house moves in closer with their investigations. He’s a terrified animal and that could get dangerous :(

You’re all so generous to him, seconds are the correct measurement unit; because he is DEFINITELY a mouth breather and I count ever sound he makes as something terrible.

And he thinks being cruel makes him seem tough.

I think having to stay in the White House instead of going to his resort is starting to make him really angry. Every day it’s bitching about the wall and how the Democrats are responsible for everything bad in the world.

So my senior year of college a lot of my friends came to my hometown of NYC for new years and were sleeping at my home. I was really excited to spend time with my friends and as I had never really had an eventful new years before was happy to have been invited to a few parties. We decided to go to two of the parties

Things I really want to see Paul LePage do in retirement (in alphabetical order):

You are the thirstiest motherfucker to comment on this site.

This is the same idiot who says news is fake if it uses anonymous sources. "Many people are saying". 

I don’t know how much you guys were following this election but as a resident it was WILD.

My kneejerk reaction was to angrily denounce you until you got to hockey. Tell me more...

“First of all, the fact ... that he says, ‘We’re going to build a wall with cement, and Mexico’s going to pay for it’ while he’s already backed off of the cement - now he’s down to, I think, a beaded curtain or something, I’m not sure where he is,” Pelosi said in an interview with USA Today published Tuesday.

Well, those seem easy to bankrupt. But then that would be a good reason to not get involved in the first place, which I guess is why Trump did get involved.

Nuances? I don’t think he understands any of the broad strokes, either.

He thinks USMCA is a disco song from the late 70s, back when he was bravely keeping Studio 54 safe from the Viet Cong.

He did. That he has a command of the English language equivalent to an internet commenter is both unsurprising and terrifying.

Shut up tomato.

It’s almost as if this guy may not have been the best student at Wharton. Additionally, I’m beginning to think his lack of experience in geopolitics and seeming inability to understand the nuances of foreign trade are hindering his ability to move this country forward in a positive direction.