They killed an Iranian government official, when they are not at war with Iran, in Iraq, a sovereign country, without so much as notifying Iraq they were conducting a military operation even though Iraq is ostensibly an ally. Oh, and they also killed an Iraqi citizen. So! Norms!

I am now sincerely regretting that I do not have a purple monkey dishwasher to call my own.

I am reminded of Steve Martin’s bit about “talking wrong” to your child from birth. Kid eventually goes to school, raises a hand and asks, “May I mambo dog face to the banana patch?”

Purple monkey dishwasher to you too, Kellyanne! 

We need to talk about how this “steel slat” situation is a giant ass grift.

Kellyanne walks out in the morning and there's not a trace that anyone else was ever there?

Of all the Trump ghouls, Kellyanne—even more than Rudy—makes the deficiencies in our press just absolutely fucking glaring.

mood.

This is an extreme version of a standard communications technique called bridging, in which you take the question and use it to transition to your talking points regardless of what the questioner was actually asking.

That guy looks pretty brown and foreign. Better shoot just in case. 

“Don’t call it a wall, call it whatever you want.”

Can we call it “Pointless Waste of Time”?

Trump has been calling it a wall for over three years, so we call it a wall. He said we can call it anything we want. We want to call it a wall.

Fair enough.  It just gets my blood boiling as I’m in a military family and ours knows friends we’ve had for decades that love him... 

I dunno, remember that time he accepted a purple heart from a (clearly insane) vet?

I thought that was called glass. Gold plated glass.....

The writers of that letter have made clear that they (A) want an issue addressed that permeates ALL of politics; and (B) the letter was intended to be a private communication because it would be twisted in public to imply the Sanders campaign was uniquely or rampantly oppressive (which is what has happened). Also,…

The image of the Bernie bro™ was nearly a whole cloth fabrication brought to you by propaganda.

Michelle deserves better than the misery and stress of a presidency!