omg yur a powr ranger

Everything is fine. Nobody is dead. Haha! Why would you even think that?

Sir, are you aware you are a cat?

There was a great suggestion from the comments section a while back that Rudy is just Old Man Lawyering. In just about every office, you’ll find that one old lawyer who doesn’t let the fact that he hasn’t kept up on the law get in the way of his firm commitment to the belief that he is the man who has Seen Everything,…

To each other, they were simply irresistible!

When I’m casually speaking about them it’s usually: The insatiable sex kitten, Lisa Page, and her hardbody prince, Peter Strzok.

Wasn’t that a Robert Palmer video in the ‘80s, darling?

What a decrepit little pissant scumlicker diddlyboob he’s become. Nosferudy, this is your life!

I thought it was up to 17 by now? He keeps changing his mind how many there are.

FBI LOVERRRR

Was he part of that new super team of 12 Highly Conflicted Democrats (12HCD) I keep hearing about?

Didn’t Rudy get the memo that it’s supposed to be the “lovely” Lisa Page and her “lover” Peter Strzok?

He only did this because:

I include “Awarded the Nobel Prize in Medicine” on my resume.

So it only took Mister “Support the Troops” twenty-five months to get over there. Way to go.

That’s Acting Assistant to the Regional Manager

Holy shit the future is bleaker than I thought

Assistant to the Regional Manger

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba…

it’s a little unsettling THAT was his go to metaphor, either Huckabee is secretly a fan of Glenn Closs films or Arkansas has a rather a rather cruel way of baptizing animals...