ubermoose
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ubermoose

Between stuff like this and stealing elections I’m starting to think Republicans aren't really fans of this whole democracy thing.

I miss Defamer. 

Oh my God, this administration and its scandals are so fucking dumb.

There is always a tweet for everything...

Trust me kid, age isn’t going to help with that!

“If they can show a substantial likelihood it could have changed the race then we fully would support a new election,” Woodhouse said.

What’s not made clear is that the t-rexs in this video are all trained ninjas

I am floored on a regular basis of the cluelessness of people living with circumstances that should result in class warfare. My boss just told a long story about what a wonderful life her son was living in UAE.

“America Needs Leaders Who Own Tuxedo Cats,” by Libby Watson.

They have genuinely only ever been the bane of most “regular” peoples’ existences. Kill them, eat them, whatever, but get rid of these weak, sociopath assholes. At least Europe has a tradition of murdering them horribly. We have to catch the fuck up with that!

It straight up creeps me out to see “help” at a person’s house, (unless it’s someone who works all the time and can’t clean the house and hires a peer type cleaning person; that stuff is understandable for people who can’t or don’t have time, etc). I mean like butler/maid, uniformed help. It puts me at significant

Sure you can.

i lol’d, thank you. These ppl are so soft and coddled in their privilege it leeches into their flesh. 

IKR? Something about Douthat has always aggravated me in particular. He is far too young to be such a pearl-clutching granny. I feel he should know better. In fact, I think he does. But his deep, deep fear of his own sexuality has hobbled him in his ability to confront and accept the modern world as it is, leading to

This dude is 39 years old.

Whoopie is one of the only people in history to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony award and here she is daily on The View? They must pay her the equivalent of the GDP of a midsized Latin American country 

How could I overlook that! She wasn’t even born on third, someone hit a homerun and they put her in as a pinch-runner somewhere between 3rd and home.

You left out the fact that she’s also married to the founder and publisher of The Federalist, who is so far up the ass of the Conservative Think Tank-Industrial Complex that his farts are used as Heritage Foundation fundraising letters.