It would probably look like when Mitch McConnell was trying to look tough by brandishing a rifle at a rally. He looked about as comfortable as Ellen DeGeneres holding a penis.

GOD DAMN RIGHT!

Cool!  Maybe next they can ban that @realDonaldTrump asshole for impersonating the President.

Fun (?) Fact: Epstein was known to have videotaped what transpired at his house with those girls. Remember that one of the victims sued That Asshole in the WH for this very thing, and that she alleged in her affidavit that one of the other girls “disappeared” and was used as a warning to the other girls to keep quiet.…

It’s truly a shame that Gawker was taken down. They did great coverage of Epstein and I think this is the kind of case where their reporting truly shined.

“...where he was allowed to leave for 12 hours a day, six days a week.”

Look, I know they look like blood, but can you stop making them sound cool when she’s just a poseur who thinks she has any fucking taste, like Kanye’s clothes?  Her “aesthetic” has been ignored for too long because it’s bad, now she uses the bully pulpit because she has been so bullied.  She’s an asshole vulgarian…

The Epstein story isn’t breaking news.

Hopefully, Epstein will be Cosbyed in Courts and it will cost him every penny he has left.

While I don’t want Trump to continue being President and I don’t want Melania to continue being First Lady, if they stay where they are, I can’t wait to see what she comes up with next year.

Thanks Ashley for checking this out and pointing other readers to this horrifying (and well done) story by the Miami Herald.

Baby, where I come from, ass never stopped being popular. 

Not giving a shit about sexual abuse seems to be kind of a theme for this administration.

Trump and Epstein go way back. So do Trump and Clinton for that matter:

The Epstein scandal could have been the smoking gun that takes down Trump and his administration, if not for the fact that many powerful Dems are implicated in it as well.

There’s a book on Epstein that goes into nauseating detail about the crimes (from the victims own sworn statements) and how the local cops and officials, right on up to the governor’s office, helped him continue luring and abusing young girls for years. I happen to have read it a couple of months ago.

I take back any word of support I ever offered this garbage site. You’re all swine. 

I can’t breathe the air, literally. I have cold-weather asthma. And I also tend to experience cold as pain. So I’m screwed and I hate winter.

I hate winter, and the older I get, the more winter attempts to kill me.