What planet does Mr High IQ think we’re on?

You look at our air and our water and it’s right now at a record clean

*smooch* Really, their loss.

Yeah, I mean, especially an S5? I mean, if you need a getaway car that you’re going to burn, why not use a Pinto?

I mean, if you get caught, you can always claim that you weren’t destroying evidence, you just hit a streetlight on accident.

What do you expect from a Fifth Level Grand Master xenophobe? Xenophobes throw hissy fits when they have to press 1 for English. You can’t expect these idiots to take the initiative to, say, either educate themselves or else hire a translator.

I agree that you totally deserve that tiara, but why did you burn the car?

I’m fairly certain even the coldest heart could tell abject fear and murder in any language.

I’m fairly certain that screams of pain and agony from a person being brutally murdered are universally understood across all language barriers.

I picture something like those dart guns or one of those cork pop guns, something equivalent to his true manliness

To be fair I could totally see trump shooting at t.v. and dying on the toilet

The BBC is reporting that the Trump administration is actively working with hardline Conservative MPs who aim to defeat Theresa May’s proposed Brexit agreement when it is brought before the Commons.

What percentage of the shitheads who work in the five plants that are closing who voted for Trump will admit that they fucked up and voted against their own self-interests? Is it none?

You can call Trump stupid, but he actually makes a pretty good point. The U.S. is surely a large economy, but even as large as the U.S. economy is, it by itself cannot solve climate change. If it’s only the U.S., and no other countries, we can’t really do anything. What is needed is for the the U.S. to be a part of…

Check out money bags over here that can afford virgin blood. 

. . . Anybody else notice that the only time this guy speaks to anybody is when he’s stepping onto an airplane, or into a car, or onto a helicopter, while on the way to somewhere else?

Good lord I have to know her secret. My blood-drenched tree turns brown within hours. I have to slop fresh buckets of stag’s blood on it several times a day to keep that deep, arterial red hue. She makes it look so easy!

God, this couple is the worst.