The most infuriating thing about rooting for the patriots is Belichick’s patented method for throwing a game that’s in the bag. On defense: play prevent, put no pressure on the quarterback, and let the other team march down the field and score. On offense: run the ball on first, second, and sometimes third down (if…

Snakes aren’t slimy at all. Their skin is dry.

Sure, but that’s not the point. The point is that right now Pelosi is one of the republican’s big targets, so there’s absolutely no point talking about the speaker position. Don’t give them a target before the election.

Yeah, this is a bad take by Rafi, and I’m not even a fan. I think the less she says, the better. Republicans love to rally around their hatred of democratic figures, and Pelosi is a big target of theirs.

Triggering the philatelists for lulz.

I love how he says “A Dem!” like it’s some massive revelation. 

Oh, I think the change in perspective occurred earlier. Pretty sure they bonded over Obama’s birth-certificate.

 “Maybe THIS time will be different...”

Reporters expecting any show of empathy, remorse, or shame out of trump is kind of hilarious, tbh. He’s clinically incapable of those emotions. His flag stunt is about as deep as his emotions ever run.

This is perfect. Especially so, considering there’s a rabbit in this tale...

I think that’s why “expert” was in scare-quotes.

While I agree that the use of “existentially” by Hamilton was somewhat awkward and probably could be better expressed with a different adverb (or adjective), holy shit is BreakerBaker splitting hairs to the point of stupidity. Like, he might have had a point at the start, but his argument devolved as he continued to…

Basically, even though there’s probably no conspiracy, there is still crass and cynical political opportunism at play.

Of course the track that really kicked that fusion off was Public Enemy’s “She Watch Channel Zero” with it’s prominent Slayer riff sample (same sample used by KMFDM in “Godlike”).

SoCalism: The belief that “The west is the best”.

If by “gently” you mean run it through an industrial shredder and dump it on his front lawn, then I’m okay with that outcome.

It’s pretty next-level compared to the macaroni-collage that is the trump organization.

Frahnch!

Going on the scavenging theme, I assume it was scraped from the bottom of a dumpster.