"Wayne’s World 2 (to compare it to Mike Myers’ other most successful franchise)"
Wait, what about Shrek here?

"because birthdays and such are rarely cared about in this universe"
Yeesh, no appreciation for bacon arranged to state your age.

Those pictures of him him diving headfirst into the ground are, uh, something.

SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKA

That's pretty mean to make someone watch Attack of the Clones.

*pulls yellowface mask off Fu Manchu*
He was Betsy DeVos all along!

Well, less "screwed" than "punished for failing to comply with a law designed to protect children from online predators.But still hilarious!

I haven't had cable in forever, but a few years ago I bought an antenna to watch an AFC Championship game. Turns out, with my apartment in the middle of the southern face of its large building in Downtown San Diego, I couldn't get a signal from any of the domestic channels. I *could* however pick up the Mexican…

Anyone here mention Startropics yet? Someone should mention Startropics.

Yeah, there's no way that that's not an allusion to that.

I remember in that one the Berenstein Bears were playable characters.

*Louie Anderson and the ghosts of Richard Dawson and Ray Combs shake their fists*

The reboot will be Cash Uber, and it will mostly be about the driver working for less than a living wage, without the protections of employment law, only to eventually be replaced by a robot.

The signals would be collected by FEMA and the National Military Command Center.

I like the way they think.

He's going change the way we think about getting hit by pies!

And then they break through the wall and start running around a kid's bedroom but they're all really little!

"My cheese's DRM is incompatible with the bread I want to grill it with."

True, especially with the cosmic irony of Marlo actually getting everything Stringer ever wanted, and not being happy with it.

My occasional rewatches all seem to stop after season three. Not that what comes after is bad! I think I'm just really not enthusiastic about having to cope with season four emotionally. ("You got my back?" just, ugh.) That said, it really does seem that seasons one through three make a grand arc on their own—the rise…