That song is permanently imprinted on me as "song Apu is singing while washing his car in the George Bush episode."

"I wish Han would shoot *me* first."

Sure, there are artistic concerns, but did you stop to consider how Rocky IV made us win the Cold War?

I didn't catch that, but now I hope-against-hope that "Idiot Control Now" will show up.

"A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, I was fighting on a frozen lake in Siberia. And as I flipped my car over a submarine, there was another car flipping by. And driving it was a girl…"

At the end of F8 it's revealed that "Rosebud" was the name of Vin Diesel's childhood car.

F8! will be the 40,320th entry in the franchise.

Though confusingly enough, they do sell Dippin' Dots at Kennedy Space Center.
SOURCE: One time, when I was a kid, I visited Kennedy Space Center and had Dippin' Dots.

The intra-comment synergy is off the charts!

"No, it's a dessert topping!"

Think of all the other odd pronunciations of "pew-yma" we might have missed.

LETS DEBATE JOEL VS MIKE
(or for reals not, and let the wounds remain healed)

*unboxes a Chief?!*

To research the role he actually served as a brutal director of internal security in a despotic regime for six months beforehand.

The real-life result from what you're proposing would be that poor people get their personal freedom taken away through incarceration while rich people just pay fines. I'm not cool with that.
And I'm not a political philosopher or anything, but specifically resisting the ability of the state to fund itself seems pretty…

I recall reading a trial court order dismissing some tax protester's arguments that actually addressed the flag-fringe thing; I believe it simply said something along the lines of "The flags in this courtroom are provided by the General Services Administration and the Defendant is urged to take up any concerns…

And I feel compelled to add, I hate making a psychological argument when there's a class-based explanation sitting right there—for tax minimization the rich can afford to use pricey tax attorneys, whereas all that is available for the poor are the rantings of kooks—but the hilarious problem is that the class theory…

This is pretty low-quality, Internet.

I don't afford tax protesters that charitable a view; my theory is that they're just as motivated by simple greed as a person who hires legitimate tax attorneys to employ an edge-pushing tax-avoidance strategy, but for whatever psychological reason they can't just admit that to themselves. "I don't want to pay taxes…

"You freaked out when I said quadroon!"