Why speculate as to DeNiro's end-date when you can prove it with science?
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It's just about the same degree of legal soundness, that's for sure.

Yeah, that "trumped up" line is way off. When you adhere to the beliefs of obviously crazy people and make batshit arguments to justify not paying taxes, those are the least trumped charges of all.

No, unfortunately they have a no-shirt, no-service policy.
(Google "Alex Jones shirtless eating," or even better yet, never, ever do that and enjoy a much happier life.)

Well, my Facebook feed told me all about his endorsement of Trump, so it ultimately makes sense.

The guy with the gun kind of is the most honorable of all Pizzagaters, in a way. Sure, what he did was reprehensible and endangered public safety for no reason, but among all these people who are convinced that children are being kept in sexual slavery, he's only one who tried to actually rescue these imaginary…

In network sitcoms, *everyone* lives in gigantic homes, no?
Relatedly, let's all debate the relative present market values of the Friends apartment vs. the Full House house!

I was born in 1981, and Married was the single only show my parents ever prohibited me from watching as a child. When I was at friends' houses and such I incidentally saw an ep or two, and I generally laughed at it as a boy. But I imagine it would have essentially no value to revisit now as an old-ass pushing forty,…

There were also a few cases of Warren G. Coli

Luckily his mother's name was Martha, leaving him invulnerable to Batman.

Are the ponytails actually genitalia though? Sure they can jack-in to each other or whatever, but I don't recall seeing anything that that part is strictly necessary for reproduction. They wear loincloths; possibly they also have pelvic reproductive organs. What I'm getting at is what says they can't copulate for…

Next you should think of Bill Watterson, and be happier still.

But wasn't it more a commentary on the chubby guy/hot wife CBS sitcom by presenting a work of the genre yet subverting it at the edges, though it still is ultimately a chubby guy/hot wife CBS sitcom and thus buys into its shortcomings, and oh dear I've tied myself in knots.

I had a friend move into an apartment building just a couple blocks away, so we got walkie-talkies. I chose "Hitman 2-1" as my codename after Skarsgård's character in Generation Kill.

*true story*
I spent my summers during college as a proud employee of the RI DEM as a park ranger at the lovely Scarborough State Beach. A few times I had the pull overnight shifts, where I would be the only person there in the middle of the night. It occurred to me that (especially in that immediately before 9/11…

I'll keep than in mind for my line of CO2-based vegan substitutes.

You say that like starting up a moonshine operation would be a bad thing. Just gotta outrun the revenuers!

I now assume that you guys call "Canadian bacon" "processed bacon."

I recall back when I was dabbling in veganism picking up a block of vegan cheese substitute to try to make some nachos. Its packaging proudly proclaimed "IT MELTS!" Despite the fact that the dish I was going to use it depended on that meltability, I still found it off-putting.

A thing like that!