Well, Tracee :(

I have to throw a flag on this; one of the brilliances of the show is that Michael is a terrible person too but it just takes more time to realize it.

I believe this could be accomplished by destroying every existing copy of Batman vs. Superman as a performance art piece entitled Justice League.

His house looked like shit!

I high-tailed it out of Cranston as soon as I turned eighteen and that was close to twenty years ago now so maybe my ear is off, but I'm not confident the accent was right for RI.

That poor, innocent falafel

The movie contemplated by this comment is already better than Justice League, Power Rangers, and all the Transformer movies.

That depends on how many characters' parents happen to have the same first name.

I can picture Snyder taking the wrong lesson from the ancient "this food is terrible/and such small portions" joke.

Pepperidge Farm will catch you with its death-bag.

*Papa Smurf runs away crying*

"When I killed your brother I smelled just like this!"

You know who else robotically burned writings? Robo-Nazis, that's who.

Well, I already had a live ISS Earth-cam app for my AppleTV, but more can't hurt, amirite?

*pushes glasses up nose*
There's no way the body of that water heater is made out of titanium.
*enjoys feeling of smug satisfaction*

When I was just starting out as an attorney, an elderly trial lawyer once told me "when you pick a jury, assume every stereotype you've ever heard is true. You don't have enough time to learn who they are as individuals." This would have been around ten years ago.

The bot needs to tell me how much I can make an hour working from home and shopping 1000 gallons per day at 100 psi to really get my attention.

Be with someone who makes your cheesedick feel as good as that slice of pizza's.

I've always felt that HH Holmes is a more fascinating story of Chicago-murderers than Leopold & Loeb.

I feel like to get to 45 minutes you'll have to pad it with some shots of Thomas and Martha Wayne getting it too.