I prefer the conspiracy theory that's going around. That none of these movies are real, neither is anything else, and hopefully I'll wake up soon.

"Run the script-generating algorithm!"

He's still Eddie from the block.

I look forward to the comedy stylings of an aged Dane Cook.

THAT'S where that guy is from. Thank you.

When I moved from Los Angeles to San Diego I found that my standards for Korean food had been too high. But now my standards for Mexican food are in the stratosphere, so it evens out!

Hey man! We also design smartphones and make gritty reboots of things!

(Also, for that one the parenthetical is kinda part of the joke, you know? I understand our fine tradition here of dropping vaguely related references, but want to offer the reader more.)

I commented *twice* on that article!

Beats the fate of Sean Patrick Flanery, who's been reduced to standing at the side of the road with a cardboard sign reading "Will canonize for money."

Eat rotten fruit from a shitty tree!
(I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be aggressive and don't mean you the slightest in ill will; I've just always loved this construction and I think the Odenkirk connection is *just* enough to drop it here.)

Also, re that last one, did they blow up the UN's Secretariat building in the MCU and I forgot about it, or did they just leave it out of the poster to allow a better view of the Chrysler Building?

He's still smarting from that last OSHA citation.

I dislike how they drew Spidey's fingers curled around the top of the sign and the building edge. He should be sticking with his fingertips.

*Ron Howard Voice* "It can."

You will, though, hear Trump yell the exaggerated value of his pants and tell you to "c'mon."

I remember it being so poorly received that conservative blogs were claiming that it must have been intentionally sabotaged by secret liberals in its writers' room, which back in that innocent day was like gold-standard nonsense.

His superpowers include inhumanly fast posting about Muslims from his Twitter egg!

Just sayin', making the poor turn a giant wheel to generate electricity has a small carbon footprint.

I remember when I was a child, there was an elderly woman who would regularly go through my elementary school's baseball field, gathering the dandelions. Anyway, long story short, this is apparently going to be mandatory soon.