Please don't push HP away. I need him to read some CAPCHAs for me.

This actually works great! Thanks, computer-talking guy!
And re my prior concern, joke's on you! There's *no money* in my bank account!

If I add this code to my browser, it won't give you access to my bank account or something, right?

When properly executing a "Laura" on a half-pipe, sometimes your arms bend back.

DENTAL PLANNER

That's amazing! Now all we need is an enterprising commenter to make a Chrome extension or something that automatically appends that to every URL.
BUT WHAT TO CALL THE EXTENSION?
"Auto of cock"
"Daweser"
I'm out of ideas.

Wait, as I actually consult Polanski's filmography, I am realizing that my thinking was bad. I apologize to the internet.

Hoo-boy, there's an *exceptionally* uncharitable way to interpret that comment.

So is this like the kind of thing that was controversial in the 1970s but seems tame in our modern day?

Moon theme. Moon theme! MOON THEME!

I was going to get my kids ad-free Hulu and also health insurance, but then I decided to get a new iPhone instead. So now they have to watch commercials.

We know that we're all equal, whether we have names like "Lenny," or names like "Carl."

So does that guy just continually blow his stack every time his (I assume) self-made ID is rejected? How is living like that remotely enjoyable?
I wonder if the fake ID occasionally works, like on an apathetic Holiday Inn Express desk clerk, or on an exceptionally stupid TSA agent.

And Ding was always the ballerest in the Rainbow Six and Rogue Spear computer games.

Some, I assume, are good hats.

Imagine how angry he's going to be when Giancarlo Esposito inevitably wins an Oscar for playing Obama.

Almost as good, and a lot cheaper!

My town has a whole bunch of porn stores. Mostly over by the Marine Corps base.

I believe it may actually be a budding process.

YOU CAN PRY MY BOMB FLOWER FROM MY COLD DEAD GORON!!!