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He explicitly name-checked Padre Pio, didn't he?

You also have to factor in the lack of evidence for him actually showing up for his National Guard service.

You don't remember Viggo's full titles? "The Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, the Drowner of Dogs"?

Eh, I could go for a Koopa more.

How many tries did it take you to get the turn down?

"Can I get scrapple with that?"
"You can get *anything* you want."

Responses like this are why I come here. Thank you.

And that when the church found out at the time, they just transferred him to a different Vatican.

The tauntaun has seized control of the lightsaber. Further instruction required. Urgent.

"Oh. Well, if you're not familiar with it, it offers a betting option where you can bet 'on black.' So, if you do end up playing roulette, always bet on black."

Passenger 57 itself is plenty watchable, but as far as Die Hard rip-offs set on planes go, it’s a distant third to Executive Decision and Air Force One.

Though, like, not in The Force Awakens, right? Where people were bleeding from lightsaber wounds at the end?

♫Lenin, Stalin…U-S-S-R!♫
♫Doot, doot…do-do-do-doot!♫

"What are these spoiled kids complaining about now—when we fought the Huns we had to deal with poison gas!"

Like the guy with an Arrested Development paycheck would say that…C'MON!

I appreciate that a reference to Battleship Potemkin was worked into this.

I believe that was a hovercraft of some kind.

I'm trying to remember the end of Revenge of the Sith; which one was pulled out of Padme first? Just saying, story could check out.

"When I’m in command every mission's a suicide mission."