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The little x-ray frame for the "heart grew three sizes that day" I think is my favorite animated thing ever.

I remember once in high school, circa 1997, planning a camping trip *with girls* to drink. Our my buddy and I's booze acquisition plan, lined up with my friend's older brother to buy for us, was foiled when we forgot that at the time Rhode Island's liquor stores were closed on Sundays. So I had to resort to raiding my

Holy shit, I absolutely saw that once when I was a kid, but I don't really remember the depictions of the nuke effects. Was it an HBO original movie?

I dunno if "scariest" is exactly the right term for Threads; maybe something more like "bleakest thing ever committed to film."

Assuming you don't count the deleted scene of Piper tagging-in to take over slapping the soldier with PTSD that they cut from Patton.

And also full of mounds-and-mounds of pure, unadulterated garbage!

"The Death Star program and cost is out of control. Billions of dollars can and will be saved on military (and other) purchases after January 20th."

They don't care whose toes they step on!

Solid work. Carry on.

Eh, at the end of the day, who cares.
Lights up deathstick

Just like the version numbers of TeX!
Tries to use inhaler, trips, falls

I'm already confused by the plot of that hypothetical movie.

"Pitiful Helga's storm surge is low energy. Pathetic!"

In fairness not *all* women would have to take shelter, remember how he said his accusers were too ugly to grope?

"Failing hurricane approaching Florida. Sad!"

The Clerks soundtrack (which really should make an appearance here at some point)