Netflix ain't got the scratch you need to offer high profile films like the second Universal Soldier movie

(Your use of that diaeresis makes me assume that you write for The New Yorker.)

Something like 100,000 people scattered between MI, WI & PA were the margin. If the upper peninsula of MI was instead part of WI, and the panhandle of FL was part of AL, right now the press would be talking about how the GOP needs to reach out to Hispanics more.

How could you snub Nap Lajoie like that!

Anyway, it's good to have more sports heroes from my hometown than Hugh Duffy! (He's in the Baseball Hall of Fame! Look him up!)

Cranston native here, just checking in to note all the times when I was a kid that I would see Vinny Paz at the Applebees in Garden CIty.

That movie would need a scene of someone trying to seek shelter in a lifeguard chair, only to meet tragic results.

Still, the poor guy has to lose a chunk of a day and a night that way.

Okay?

"Throw him in the lockup for a night and then have a whore bring him breakfast" (paraphrasing) when it seems like midday seems super-harsh to do to someone paying for a vacation. Like, "take him to the lockup and then trigger jailbreak narrative" is more in order.

This seems like a perfect statement to start a conversation in a dorm room while stoned.

That pun was too slow.

BUT NOW I CHECK EVERY TIME

What's not dark about the terror of a toilet rigged with a bomb?

Let's all give the "No Russian" level of MW2 a replay!

I would wager strongly on the UFO thing, but my guess is based heavily on "Dreamland" being a nickname for Area 51.

Now THIS is slave-girling!

Voice reads WTF, lol as camera pans over a still photo of Harambe; a single violin plays mournfully in the background

I know! I'd instead demand that they depict me as max-heroic Robert Redford in The Natural!

In fairness to Woodward, he did score that quote of Tommy Franks calling Doug Feith "the fucking stupidest guy on the face of the earth." That's been abundantly useful.