Commence work immediately on a replica Big Blue Bug you can sit it!

Nonsense! Over-choreographed frivolity it was! Give me Luke whaling on Vader at the end of ROTJ any day!

I love this comment. "Say what you will about AHS, but at least its level of quality never declined!"

Sure they did. Remember how hyped everyone was at the Phantom Menace trailer? "THAT DUDE'S LIGHTSABER IS, LIKE, A DOUBLE LIGHTSABER! THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!"

"Ned Stark, or 'Starky,' as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity."

To be fair, there's no evidence that he was ever warned "the Night's King can see you when you're greenseeing, and if touches you there will be immediate and devastating consequences."
But you are right, lousy kid never listens to warnings. "Don't climb on things!"

And if you add some commas, it's describing it as a justifiable homicide, followed by a reflection on watching someone expire!
"shot a man in Reno, just, to watch him die."

Dying before you have a chance to mate has the same effect as potential mates refusing to mate with you. (The actual reason I'm inaccurate is heritability; there's no data to show that if any of these people reproduced, their offspring would be more likely to die in an idiotic accident. Remember you need variability,…

I will build a fleet and make Westeros pay for it!

I like how even the peasants could pick up on how stupid Ned Stark was.

I disagree! Of course we'll need more data, but my hypothesis is that those who take selfies in obviously unsafe conditions are less fit, and therefore less likely to leave offspring.

Just like Ted Cruz!

I think that technically this isn't Social Darwinism, but rather *actual* Darwinism.

Could you analogize additional cheeses to sex acts for me?

So, so many dumb ideas in the EU.

Contra David Anthony, I entered college in the fall of 1999, and a significant part of my sophomore year was spent stoned and listening to Kid A. So there's that.

I believe he's actually currently doing voice work for Souplantation radio spots.

When you lie in a hammock, please: rest your beer on your head or your genitals.

Stannis-level pedantry time! "hung by the neck until dead" is incorrect; it's "hanged by the neck until dead."

This list just serves to remind me of how much garbage they managed to squeeze into the second season. Can I just watch the pilot over-and-over again instead of watching the actual series?