IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!

"My penis, uh, finds a way."

It just straight-up ignores the existence of the Taco Bell down the street from my office. This app and I have similar values.

Wasn't it literally a joke on the Seinfeld-within-Curb Your Enthusiasm? As I recall it, on the show-within-the-show, a plot point was that in the time between the end of the series and the reunion episode, George had made an bathroom locator app, made a pile of money from it, and then lost it investing with Bernie…

I assume they can always just throw you in a bacta tank or something to make you start ovulating again

Lt. Colonel Dad

Also, can we bring up the vaginoplasy subplot from the The Godfather novel? Just because it always cracks me up to remember its existence.

Right, but an individual who believes that their genitalia needs "sprucing up" is implicitly making *some* kind of normative judgment on their appearance, and they wouldn't have formed their standard ex nihlo.

Is that entirely true though? I'm pretty sure I've read pieces about women getting cosmetic vaginoplasties and while it's not really a trend, it would be unfortunate if it became one.

Don't know, and I honestly regret not having asked any follow-up questions.

I once worked at a telemarketing call center and sat next to a guy who claimed he used to open for the guy who did the sound effects.

They screwed up the Empire clip though. They needed to start it earlier. The iconic bit is Luke and Vader in silhouette facing each other, and then the lightsabers turn on. (BTW, I'll argue that if you want to make a list of most iconic *sounds* in cinema history, high on the list is going to be the sound of two…

How much for some deathsticks?

And Flaherty gets the best sly referential joke in the series, namely when they dress him up as a vampire for Halloween.

"Y'all ain't got no brains?"

If that was the case, then Palpatine seriously underestimated Vader's loyalty; apparently the only thing that could turn Vader against him was literally torturing Vader's son to death in front of his face.

They obviously need to devote an entire spin-off movie to hearings held by some kind of First Order deliberative body to assess the final results of the Starkiller Base project. They should bring George Lucas back to direct! It would be right up his alley!

Deathstars aren't a "bad" idea; they're just a high-risk one. The counterfactual to consider is how many Star Destroyers could you have with the resources that instead went to the Deathstar. Is it, like, literally one million extra Star Destroyers they could have had? Depending on the resources/risk calculation, the…

And also re the sphere thing, I've always assumed they are big spheres because that's the most efficient shape. Like, in order to fire the laser you need that cavernous open space power core thingy that Lando and Wedge blow stuff up in ROTJ. The Deathstar as a weapon system should just be thought of as the laser and…

Because building and operating one requires a massive investment of resources and it immediately becomes a target that your enemy will fully commit to destroying at all costs?