Let's take to the usenet, and calmly debate the relative merits of the new cast!

Tom Q. Cruise looks at his million-year contract, cries

Han Solo would easily talk Cameron into letting him use the dad's prized starship.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Utah.

A movie merely made by a group that is roughly consistent with its values without smashing you in the face with its holy text really does seem to belong to a completely different category.

Something something missionary position.

Is that the director's cut of Free Willy where the whale crushes the kid at the end?

Looks at Hayden Christensen's Anakin
Him?

McClure: It's time to name our five finalists starting with Miss Montana.
Homer: A beaut from Butte.
McClure: Miss South Carolina.
Homer: Nothin' could be finer.
McClure: Miss Delaware.
Homer: She, uh— - Good for her.

I feel we should rastafy it by … ten percent or so.

To the extent you can count Roose Bolton as one of Tywin's underlings, maybe Cheese is Roose?

That security guard who tried to stand up to Marlo is totally Ned Stark

I particularly liked that super-badass assault rifle thingy.

"I had 'em lined up and shot."

Hal's increasingly terrified reaction to that was absolutely perfect work from Cranston.

Especially the asteroid belt level, set the original John Williams score from the equivalent scene from Empire. That was soooooo cool.

I wonder what form a reference to OHMSS itself would take. Maybe an extremely wooden line-reading?

Walter poisoned an innocent child to save his own skin, and also had an explosive device detonated in a nursing home without regard to whatever collateral damage it might have caused. That's, like, pretty evil, no?

"Wouldn't it be funny if the Kaiser got raped by, like, five guys right now?"

But Soda Can in the Groin had a soda can in the groin!