Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good gimmick account at your side, kid.

And the dead Indian child he put in Darjeeling in order to let the white main characters work through their personal problems!

And Grover Cleveland is a mini-boss in two non-consecutive levels.

What are your feelings on Chinese food?

Eh, they're no Dole/Kemp '96: http://www.dolekemp96.org/m…

Luke and Leia Many Bothans paid good money with their lives, get their names to sell them.

Luckily he was able to fine solace in that sweet, sweet heroin.

"You want the script to be one way, but it's the other way."
*executive producer later found murdered*

Dream spinoff request: Marlo breaks into acting, and has to navigate the LA scene with three of his buddies.

"To be fair, some casual fans do see the second season as a misstep."
Anyone who sees S2 this way is bad, and should feel bad.

Whenever we needed money, we'd rob Tosche Station. To us, it was better than the Trade Federation.

*Homer speeds by carpool stop*
Woodhouse: "Hey, wait! I'm okay today! My mom bought me deodorant!"

I love legitimate theater!

Of course you can!

The tactical effectiveness of a nerf rocket launcher is questionable at best.

Check your privilege #vampireunlivesmatter

*reads comment*

You became a sidekick in the animated series?

Empty threat is hilariously empty. Anti-SLAPP motions for everyone!

But then George Lucas had to go screw it up in the Special Edition.