How do those Carl's Jr's possibly stay open? I'm deadly serious. I refuse to believe that there are people, standing there with an In-N-Out right in front of their face who would voluntarily walk into the Carl's Jr.'s

Jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to operate jet engines

Ever notice how Walter Junior loves black pudding?

I assume because the building is slowly collapsing, much like the "mobile cinema."

Top-bottom. Now let's tastefully brainstorm the criteria for selecting which one's bottom half to use.

"post-antebellum"
You can just say postbellum.

That's what we're here for!
*drags Wafflicious off to Room 101*

*takes four steps away from Excitable Misunderstood Genius*
Now he'll get vladdrak instead!

I saw an episode of that when I was a kid that featured a clown orgy. I'm still unrecovered.

THAT'S A FILTHY LIE!!!

See, now I want to say Steven Segal. But the stripper-coming-out-of-the-cake scene in Under Siege was so foundational to the development of my sexuality, I feel obligated to count it as a "good movie."

"Like to stay I would, but early meeting I have."

The picture originally didn't have the camera in it. Lucas wanted it, but they didn't have the technology at the time. Luckily, he was able to go back and digitally insert it.

Shared universes and gritty reboots as far as the eye can see!

People called Flash they go the house?

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a TAB.

The most upsetting part of that helicopter footage (and I'm confident we're talking about the same footage via wikileaks) is that the only time the flight crew seemed to get worried was when one of those non-threats on the ground almost got away unkilled.

There are other really good non-military examples. I want the president's advisers to be free to give him unfettered advice, without fear it will later be made public, for instance.

*Wikileaks posts D-Day plans*
Godwin's Law, everybody!

At least we can all agree that watching sports with the sound off (or even better in a foreign language so you still hear the game sounds and the crowd) fundamentally alters the experience for the better, right?