Hey, that's how I refer to my penis!

Maybe if we pool our money we can come up with the $118 billion to get it. http://www.ibtimes.com/hbo-…

"I got everything I was supposed to get. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though."

IMDb has his Simpsons involvement as writing on a Treehouse of Horror episode in 2012. Which confuses me because I thought The Simpsons was cancelled back in 2000 or so.

"Who's there?"
"Someone who scarfs you."

*John Hammond collapses from exhaustion after having to personally start every single tour group*

Nah, yo, it ain't like that. Look, the Starks, man, in the game, they get capped quick. They be out the game early.

1/10; was expecting unnecessarily nude Zelda and also Link getting his dick cut off.

Don't listen to him. He's on mescaline. He's been spaced out all day.

It sounds like a salad that I don't want to eat.

He really should focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocotastic.

The plural of George Clooney is Georges Clooney, right?

THAT ORIGINAL SONG WAS AMAZING!!!

Just yesterday I was wearing this number. BOW BEFORE ME! https://www.-www.threadless…

GET TO THE HODAAAH!!!

Cloneasaurus (and friend Billy)

You seem to have a strong sense of nostalgia. Would you like to hear about this Kodak slide projector I have for sale?

I do remember that episode of McHale's Navy where, after encountering survivors of the Bataan Death March, he set out to collect the skulls of Japanese soldiers and civilians as trophies.

Oh, you think the The Royal Nonesuch is your ally, but you merely adopted the play-scam. I was born in it, molded by it.

Holy shit that's weapons-grade stupidity.