It was such a good decision to cast a basketball player as Jesus and hope he can act, instead of casting an actor and hoping he can play basketball.

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

The best kind of correct!

Only Apollo 1; the rest were good.

Missing a Simpsons joke? That's a paddlin'.

Can you play the elephant song? I love that. Reminds me of elephants.

"the nightclub scene with that weird masked guy"
Don't talk about Richard Belzer like that!

With sexy results!

My fanfic Dexter is going strong into season 12!
(SPOILER ALERT: He has to abandon his life as a lumberjack to become an astronaut.)

*tries to imagine a gritter GoT; goes and quivers in corner*

I'm amazed and saddened that none of the cookie monsters have shown up in response to this.

Really? That's actually fascinating.

In fairness, aren't most posh English estates *actually* filled with vampires? Or possibly wolfmen of some sort?

I'm only a few eps in (and don't particularly mind spoilers), but I'm angry to learn it finishes up like that. Really, they just should have aped the British version more and had him killed at the end of the third season.

I find the term "glove of love" to be inherently gross. It makes me picture a latex glove filled with KY or something.

Hurtin' hearts need some healin'!

*searches dim childhood memories, receives report*
Was that the one where they notice a secret service agent's sidearm while he's standing at a urinal, and it gives them the idea to use an antique pistol to try to shoot the vice president's cat?
*angrily stabs brain with q-tip, as there is no way that this actually…

Personal trainers hate him!

Having just watched the original British series, this is so true. The pacing is just so dramatically better. It's just goes ahead and tells its story without bullshit about paper cranes and the like.

"The white race cannot survive without dairy products."
-Herbert Hoover