"We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: It's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."

Well now I'm picturing George Lucas not only CG'ing in a snapping-beak-on-a-stem-thing for the Sarlacc, but also giving it lines in a delightful Cockney accent.

"Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk?"
"I want wintergreen!"
"Unflavored for me."

It's the War of Muwarr90 Aggression!

Though, I suppose that could still be a thing if they, like, picked up three additional other people to join in the fun, like various legislative figures. It's all-three-branch sexual free for all!

WAIT! Google Translate is telling me that "quatorze" means fourteen.
With all nine supreme court justices + Frank + wife, that would be a "menage a onze."
I'M ON TO YOU, O'NEAL!

And make sure to enjoy some ribs on your way up!

True! I stand corrected.
Though I should add it would be hard for a GOP ticket to get an EC majority anyhow if there was no way for them to capture Florida's votes.
*shuffles off, defeated*

Also, constitutionally the president and veep can't be from the same state. You'll recall Cheney changing his legal residence from Texas to Wyoming in order to run with Dubya.

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

The Poon-Tang Clan is something to fuck with.

Wait, I thought it had something to do with a monorail.

Truly, more outreach and education is needed regarding safe firsting.

"Oh my god, what happened to your hand?"
*out of frame whisper* "Boating accident."
"I believe it was a boaking accident. I have to go now."

Swords don't kill people, Power Rangers kill people.

More puns? You really need to branch out.

Now I'm just picturing the NRA picketing the town from Unforgiven.

Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

"Honey, you should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one grey December morn."

Well, it's at least set up for a series finale with "multi-state killing spree weekend."