Mother of Aircooled Jesus was that creepy. I think I need to go shower with a Brillo pad and Purple Power instead of my usual artisanal Fijian loofah and Humboldt sinsemilla shower gel after having that level of creeper sauce being basted on my brain. *shudder*

If they were being totally legit, I think Natty Light would have been the call as that’s what I swilled working on cars in SoCal during my youth. Nothing better to rehydrate you and it’s often cheaper than high end bottled water. As we used to say, “When times are hard and money’s tight, you just can’t beat a Natural…

My first car was a metallic blue over white vinyl ‘74 Datsun 710 that my Dad pulled out of a field to compensate me for painting every single non-dirt surface on his horse ranch one summer. The 710 (“Cockroach that ate Detroit”) had been parked because it had severe electrical problems that kept leaving my parents on…

You’re Chuck Norris’s kid, right?

The speedway in this case is actually in San Bernardino which is firmly out of the OC and smack dab in the Inland Empire among many lifted bro trucks, tribal tattoos, and Skin stickers. I can’t understand how the track folks let this shit show go on and I am flat amazed that no one got squished.

He demanded...a shrubbery.

This gives me great hope as she will most likely not let VW skate with a fix that borks both of my 3.0L TDIrtys since she has the soul of a gearhead and gets how diminished performance can ruin a car.

Šweet. Now I know how to say Škoda correctly. 

Well done. The movement has begun.

Is it just me or are others disappointed in the lack of creative cursing in videos like this? Let’s all try to pause for a moment and work in something fun like “holy flaming dingleberries”, “Mother of hairless Jesus”, or some other festive and witty exclamations.

You are not immortal and the laws of physics and the courts both apply to you despite how all those sweet stunts on the Fall Guy, CHiPs, and the Dukes of Hazzard worked out while you sat in front of the Zenith eating your Hungry Man Salisbury Steak dinner. My bemulleted friends and I beat Darwin more times than I can…

Lot of money for a piece of warehouse art that can’t be driven. Silly.

Just passed on a super clean ‘89 Mustang 5.0 LX with 20k on the clock. Wanted it but feared I would ruin it by all the things I wanted to do to make it right like ditching the QuadraBind rear and the ApexPush front k-member. The cost for that originality and sweet son-of-Fairmont minty vintageness-$17k or so. Yikes.

Sounds like you are the unicorn with your build and seat setup. I would still perhaps talk to a race shop to get their read as I have seen very proper harness systems do some nutty things when G loads get very high and the harness material starts to “diamond out” and move a bit. Not sure I would ever run a four point…

Had the same thing nearly happen to me trying to load a 930 with a dodgy clutch into a toy hauler in the rain. Rear kept crabbing around but thankfully I had two buddies along who took hold of the tail to keep it straight as it slipped on up. Winch got added shortly thereafter as I didn’t want to do that again and put…

Good God, man. Suddenly the lengthy “to-sort” and “to-build” lists for my piles of aircooled junk seem awfully trivial. Might be worth it to find a local mobile sandblaster dude instead of spreading all that goop and grime all over the Mastery of your Domain and your person. I found a good local shop that will blast…

I’ve got two 2013 CD’s so will let you know how it goes. So far the local Porsche dealer has been very accommodating and the previous warranty extension has already paid off as I had a hatch strut die on one of the cars right after the original warranty would have run out. While I am glad to see the cash and the…

Mother of God does that sound properly angry. Well done.

Nice. Ya learn something new every day.

What a shitshow this is going to be. Do I have to turn the car in with the rims listed on the original sticker or would a set of old 18's work? How about the nifty roof racks and floor mats listed on the sticker that could conceivably transfer to another similar gasser? Leave it to lawyers with zero greasy fingernail…