Nah, this driver’s just a coward...

Can’t wait for the real-life Fancy Jason articles after you become a big toy magnate!

He’s here all week....

I couldn’t resist.

Couldn’t resist, huh?

You people are all going to heck. To heck I say!

“a peeling, disintegrating door card”

Well, if you’re competing against the E36, you have to benchmark all the features.

I actually just did a mini road trip out that way a couple weeks ago - I live near Chicago, and drove out towards Fulton/Clinton then drove south to the Quad Cities. By the time I got to LeClaire I was needing to fuel my car so I stopped at a gas station, filled up, then parked to get a Coke or something in the mini…

I winced repeatedly through this article, in the spirit of the proverbial horror movie-watcher yelling, “No! Don’t go in there!”

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

Kick ass hot sauce and Topo Chico? Nice stash, Rockefeller!

Not now, thanks!

5 Guys, to me, is a bigger, louder version of a BK cheeseburger. I tend to like the BK cheeseburger better, but that might be because I have a hard time enjoying things as expensive as 5 Guys. Same goes for Shake Shack - only they’re more like a cheesier Wendy’s burger from what I recall.

You are vindicated! 70's is hot now.

They are long gone. I’m grateful for that because they were truly vile constructions. They had a bit of a thing about being flame-grilled which was a euphemism for being burnt. But their outlets all turned into Burger kings - which apparently resulted in a 30 per cent increase in sales.

Nah, you’re right. 

More a fan of the Bacon King, but, yes, I think it is better than the McD’s DBL QP.  I like 5 Guys as well but haven’t been in a long time...

I will add artichoke leaves to that list.

Oh, it tickles the 44 year old me now. I’ll never not laugh at so much of it.  Obviously there’s parts I don’t like - being raped by a cow, wasn’t funny even when I was nine.  But the scene where Nick is glad he’s being tortured and not back in high school, the scene where they get in the German car on fire and it…