I’m picturing my damp dog rolling on damp sheets and having lovely smears of mud and dog smell all over.

AND- generally those in favor of the death penalty tend to be part of the “government is always incompetent and corrupt and can’t do anything right” crowd.

I owned and drove one, and through the rose-tinted glasses of nostalgia, I do have a soft spot for it.  But being honest, it was marginally reasonable as a teenage daily driver in the 90s, and I could not imagine living with it now.  I’d love one as a weekend toy still, but it’s  a slow, tinny little thing that was…

As somebody who has pretty much made a main personality trait of shitting on Sublime, prepare for the Sublime fans.

Fair point... I should have said a traditional, brick and mortar dealership.

My girlfriend just bought through Carvana- while she got a car she liked, it was a painful shitshow of a process, with weeks of back-and-forth, shady changing of accepted terms, prices shifting daily, and multiple delivery attempts (the first time, they had the car on a trailer, but ended up leaving because of some…

Mine’s a 2013 1.8 with the same number of miles... Ex rental car, little dents on most of the panels, but it’s been good to me for the past couple of years.  I read the transmission is a weak point, so I’ve flushed the fluid and plan on replacing it more often.  I put some snow tires on it last winter and got through…

I happily drive a Chevy Sonic hatchback. It’s perfect for my needs. The day I brought it home, I packed away the package shelf and folded the rear seats down, and I don’t think I’ve had to raise them up since.  I’ve hauled a surprising amount of stuff back there with my recent move, and son’t think I’ve missed any…

Anecdotally, conservative women don’t need to limit their search to conservative men.  My ex wife, who went very right, quickly found someone else who first asked if she was serious about all the Trump stuff... when she said yes, he just didn’t care.  I suspect there are way more apathetic men who are okay with…

My girlfriend has been throwing money at her 2001 Golf, and is now looking for something used under 10k.  Holy crap, is this a sad scene to look at.  I thought I had it bad buying my ex-rental Chevy Sonic with dents in nearly every body panel...

I’m going to say air conditioned seats.  I had a rental with them in Northern Minnesota in December and still thought they were the bee’s knees.  I could only imagine how good they would feel in swampy summer.

I’m saying Montana. When I moved from the west coast, driving through Montana was horrible... I met a person from Bismark, ND and she was amazed that I had fond memories. It was the first place I had seen a building taller than two stories in what seemed like forever after passing Missoula.

I felt like a genius for coming up with this one... Those jets under the rim were clogging on me. So to fix it I did the following:

Yeah, that forty degree drizzle... Nobody here in Minnesota believes me when I say the damp makes it feel way colder.  Forty and rainy is about the same feeling as zero and dry here.

Fair, I was being unreasonably bitchy.  And the forty degree mist does feel kind of chilly, I’m suddenly remembering.

I mean, Seattle has hills, but I exclusively drove manual while living in the area. It was not a problem.  Traffic has gotten worse, but still.  And heated steering wheel? I moved to Minnesota... You do not need a heated steering wheel in Seattle.

Wal-Mart-   We put the Douche in Fiduciary Responsibility

I live alone, AND I have a terrible appetite.  One meal a day (sometimes less) is nearly impossible to shop for without wasting a ton of food.

I distinctly remember finding it on one of those dodgy shelves of dubious looking DVDs at the checkout line of a discount grocery store.  I’m in the process of moving, so I suspect it is in a box somewhere.  Although a look on the Bezos machine says used DVDs are available there, if you can stomach spending money…

Also white, but I have been a safety razor user for years.  I’m happy I can get quality blades at Target, and the ones from Bevel work well for me.