We also have the ‘Repo Man’ line of products:

I was honestly trying to decide if you got Kinja’d or if you were putting together some type of Gumpian art statement.

I mean honestly it just makes the jump from .gif to surreal dadaist meme territory.

yeah, no shit!

KINJA!

Vein maybe, but definitely not shellfish.

PSA: don’t try brie-ing if you are feeling blue, you wont have a gouda trip.

Hi everyone! Last week I asked on here for recommendations on which Black Mirror episodes to watch, given that I had extremely different reactions to the only 3 episodes I’d seen so far. In viewing order and with my own personal ratings: Prime-Minister-and-the-Pig (0/10); Million Credits (5/10); San Junipero (8/10).

Yeah, I mean a 12oz pour of 120 Minute IPA is enough to keep me from driving home, and two of these is more than that.

I mean, I’m 30, not 12. But I do use a really good nighttime eye cream.

“We’d stumble through orders for our Crunchwrap Supremes and Baja Blasts”

Did the pain of having a Jolly Rancher shoved in your neck somehow make the Zima taste better? I’m guessing you would use the Jolly Rancher sticks and suck them into a shiv to make it easier to puncture the skin. I’ll try it with my girlfriend this weekend. She said she wanted to try Zima and I assume the Jolly…

Dude, thank you for interjecting with some wisdom with this mess. Pickles add acid to the fat. Nuts add texture to the rich creaminess. They belong. They matter.

Pickles on sandwiches and nuts in brownies are the best, and like with so many other things, everyone else is wrong.

I definitely was aided by a jolly rancher in a Zima a few times in my pursuit of teenage heavy petting. Now I’m so old I don’t even know if there’s still Jolly Ranchers for sale to put in my next Zima. Good thing there’s Rufinol.

I WAS that guy. Taos always tasted crisper and cleaner than Zima.

Zima is like Meg from the Family Guy, it isn’t great, but doesn’t deserve all the crap it got. It is better than Smirnoff Ice.

Candy bars used to cost $.25 and an entire week of school lunch was $2.25. You’re still wet behind the ears, sonny.

“I love a good excuse to beat shit”