*slow clap*

I finally ended up using mine by taking them to work with me when I had to work on a particularly nasty, tobacco-tarred PC a customer brought in. Honestly, when your computer’s heatsinks keep getting fouled up by a thick, tarry dust conglomerate and it overheats as a result, you’d think you’d have the self-awareness…

You may soon have to travel a whole two towns over to get your footlong fix.

I think it’s pretty cheap, actually.

500 is CHEAP! VERY CHEAP!

last competition 45 pistol I bought was 3000$ for the base model—
500$ for a good rifle does not even buy a good scope!

Depends on the rifle. There is no short answer for this. But for an AR-15? - yes. Very cheap.

A little restaurant that just opened in my home town has great subs. they bake their bread fresh (and I mean ‘make the dough themselves’ fresh, not ‘pop a frozen dough log in an oven fresh’, and you can tell the difference). And the kicker, their ‘small’ subs are maybe just hair under a foot long, and none of them are…

The one time I got my dog a doggy ice cream, I woke up to a whole lot of her soft serve all over our bedroom floor. Now we stick to her normal diet.

I used to have a gas station like that. They were amazing and right down the road from my apt. They even had awesome burgers and fish & chips. Sadly, they’re under new ownership and everything is garbage now... The discovery was devastating.

You know what was MY fucking “saddest hour”? Watching the Twin Towers come crashing down knowing that so many lives were going to be extinguished. My HS ex-girlfriend worked in the towers, although she was out of the office that day. A husband of one of the women at the church I grew up in was on Flight 93. EVERYONE…

Way better solution. You know what would have REALLY pissed the dude off? NOT getting a rise out of people. You know what would have happened next? He would have either left, or gotten shitty with people, THUS giving you an actual reason to toss him out... causing a disruption.

I don’t like the the idea that this could be a precedent for throwing someone out BASED on political beliefs, rather than that person being an asshole...

The gritty reboot of “Cow & Chicken” just suffered a horrifying setback.

What about the truck that overturned yesterday that was hauling molten aluminum?

I’m confused. You talk about a beer truck accident, but all I see is Keystone Light.

Bonus points if you’ve ever uttered the phrase “mayo is gross, but I love aioli.”

I’m a pretty big fan of hefeweizens, and I know many people utterly loathe those.

I didn’t like ketchup all that much as a kid either! I like my junk food salty and ketchup is pretty sweet. Ketchup with mustard on a cheeseburger is great though.

This is good, but would have been better without the quotation marks. You need to really commit to your joke.

I’ve had experiences in the same direction - I can’t stand beer brewed with Belgian yeast, so I’m always super disappointed to order an IPA, only to find that stupid yeast flavor ruining things. It doesn’t happen often, but it has.