I’ve found an excellent way to use a bunch of it at once is to whip up a batch of refried beans. 1/2 lb of dried beans calls for 6 tablespoons of grease.

The end of this is that the Earth still blows up, then the camera pulls back to show it all on a screen, and then some professor type turns to Nick Fury and says “And that’s what would have happened if we used Kree blood to bring Coulson back to life”.

He was almost too good of a showman- The flamboyance and assless pants tended to distract people from realizing his real talent.

Hot Topic Hydra. 

You and I react to surprise gin bowls in very different ways. 

R.I.P. Crossfit Tinker Bell

For that, you need a salad spinner spinner.

nico i dont trust you because of your waffle views. so lets get that out the way. and here we go: peanut butter is the worst of the nut butters. THERE.

Get used to it. Kate’s pun certification just came in the mail.

My theory is youtube is one giant Milgram experiment.

Why does every thread end with us digging up a corpse.

truth. Just hand it over with a grin and say, ‘more money for the tip’. you are co conspirators working to short change the man, not a cheapskate looking to cheat the lowest worker on the the totem pole.

I think it’s all in how it’s presented. I mean, I can only speak for myself, but I always appreciated knowing up front. Because really, so many people only tip on the discounted portion, and that makes it really tough to paste on a smile and do your job with a spring in your step, knowing you’re only going to get…

beereft*

my favorite way is using the fat to make fried rice. it’s really easy and it always tastes amazing.

Frying eggs in bacon fat, to be eaten with said previously fried bacon is delicious.

“Do servers treat me differently when I’m using a coupon?”

Finishing off (frying) cooked Brussel Sprouts. Good lord it is like heaven on a plate.