You owe one of these poor commenters a pun and some stars, Kate. Someone would have knocked it outta the park with that line and you just HAD to use it as your headline.

I don’t know

What about Crosby drinking?

“Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems, it just makes them go away.” Linda Belcher

Ketchonaise > Mayochup

What kind of lazy ass can’t mix ketchup and mayo, now if you don’t mind will you please pass the dijonnaise?

Maybe the invasive swamp rodents are also quite trim?

Yeah, I’m a lot more careful about letting food ever go into my sink than I am letting it sit on a clean, dry countertop for a few minutes. Kitchen sinks are by far the dirtiest spot in most people’s houses, way more so even than many toilets.

Soylet Green? Silence of the Lambs? Delicatessen?

Kill joy

I took some sushi with me while watching Finding Dory, though I should stress the packing was disposed of in a responsible fashion.

Just a bit, yeah. That said, at the time, I was pretty impressed at the sheer balls required to slip in casting suggestions like that.

I feel like a lot of people don’t like ranch because they think it’s a low class food. Or trashy.

Beerfest was one of Jurgen Prochnow’s best roles in American cinema that wasn’t Dune.

FORSOOTH. I’ll not hear another word of this libel, sir. Put a bandaid on my steak and you could send it back to pasture. I think we’d best agree to disagree on cottage cheese before one of us says something we can’t take back.

For someone who dislikes fish sauce you seem to have a lot of experience eating yak anuses

Yes. That one is definitely all in your head, because they are both lumpy snot.

I enjoyed The Peripheral — even though it depicteded Heartland trailer park Methlandia uncomfortably well.*

*A few years ago, in my parents home town of Metropolis, Illinois (yep...), a meth lab operated undetected (although simply unarrested is perhaps more likely) for months right across the street from the police…

shoulda made waffles!