+1 because of your forefront knowledge of the culinary masterpiece known as the Tim-Tam Slam.

Agreed, I couldn’t finish it.

Ditto........

My high school friend’s dad was a cook at DeGidio’s. If it weren’t for the slur of a name, I’d nominate it as the flagship Twin Cities food over the Jucy Lucy.

Yeah, there were elements I liked, but it’s definitely near the bottom of Gibson works for me. Some of his earlier cyberpunk stuff would require rather loose adaptation to not seem dated. The Blue Ant books would adapt really well, but they’re pretty low-key in terms of action, and the first one ties in pretty heavily…

But think of the damage you could do together! j/k, I mean you don’t even have to read anymore for most things as someone somewhere has slapped a video up on YouTube showing you what to do.

There seem to be a lot of talentless hacks in MN (I’m one too). Maybe that’s the car club we should be forming...

Thats more than the typical person will tackle! You are far from talentless. You don’t have to do everything; just knowing how to do brakes will save you thousands in short time in a 2 car household

LOL. In my tiny hometown, people still give directions that include, “You know where [store] was before it burned down?...” That store burned down when I was a child and I’m now comfortably middle-aged. It’s only thanks to the 911 system that they even bothered to name many of the roads in my home county.

They sure are sodium metabisulphate... I’m not good at puns.

In nomine Pappy.

This one is a real winner! I’m glad it isn’t grey here.

Son of a beak.

You guys would be on some next level planning, like, “Oooo let’s go to that brunch place with the Chrissy Teigen posted on her instastory!” and with no further discussion would show up on the same day and time in complimentary, but not too similar, outfits.

Yes on chicken - its just boring and flavorless (I make an exception for buffalo/deep fried wings and fried chicken).

yeah.....i’m not always accurate haha. sometimes my directions can be generic af. like make a left at the gas station could mean any gas station.

My wife likes to triangulate using equally unknown (to me) landmarks.

How can they be so wrong about the sandwich question, but so right about ketchup vs. mustard?

*starts going to Chris’ house*

That’s precisely why I have pets. I like recycling and I figure they’ll dispose of any embarrassing evidence before the neighbors investigate the smell. Don’t worry. The pets know this pact cuts both ways.