“... two lobster humidors...” 

You know, I am fine with people smoking weed. But the fucking weed culture/stoner thing drives me berserk. 420, the yellow/green leaf symbol, the Jamaican riff, assholes waxing eloquent about cannaboids and THC blah, blah, blah. It’s not a universal panacea. You get high. It’s like getting drunk but with matter that…

Pretty sure the concept of rinsing chicken has been considered worse than not doing so, as it does more to spray any bad shit to more further flung areas of a kitchen. Here’s an entire google search on the subject:

I’m a pretty anxious person, especially in restaurants, but surprisingly I’ve never been worried by my waiter not writing things down. At the same time, I’ve never thought, “This low-paid, very busy worker has had to refer to a written note? Well, that’s destroyed the sense of spontaneous bonhomie I was hoping for!”,…

I’m lactose intolerant too, yet love, love, love almost all diary. I envy you. Sometimes I end up just eating it when I’m home alone and suffer the consequences.

Your pets will eat you after you die.

If we aren’t writing it down, we’re probably not allowed to. No server has ever thought “I know, let’s make tonight’s shift harder just for shits and giggles.”

Should I be worried if the server isn’t writing down my order?

Cupcakes.

I love it when reading the comments here leads to the discovery of another new option for food in my hometown. Thanks, uber.

YO im watching coverage of this sean hannity revelation. earlier i watched beychella for the 4th time. i am living my life tonight

Take the shotgun approach, as it were?

This was one of those editor-to-columnist alley-opp slams. Who says Kate can’t score from the paint? +1 !

Space man needs a beer

Will it have a... low final gravity?

I tried that, but I couldn’t get it to set.

There are two types of people: those who think the slider has room to improve and those who are correct.

zero because I’m not waiting to start with.

Jokes!