You need to rectify that asap. Yuzu mayo on a hot dog sounds amazing.

You’d only have to tell me once

Girl, no.

But do you clay bar?

Kevin used the magic words: Kewpie mayo, which does taste great on a hot dog. (Especially when paired with Bulldog Tonkatsu sauce!)

well that’s because that phrase didn’t exist until this chipotle man

Depends on who you’re out with. If it’s friends and family, the typical approach would be “please, go ahead” with the response “and you can have a few bites of mine before yours comes.” I would wait if I was at a business dinner or on an early-stage date though.

Try shaving. It does wonders for your hygiene.

I disagree with how you eat your hotdog, but I’ll defend to the death your right to do so. Even ketchup.

and she’s allergic to crunchy

This is a valid point. It’s really hard to screw up a hotdog.

The standard etiquette is that you can start eating once at least 3 people have received their food.

This. Yes, it sucks to be the one without food, but watching your companions not eat doesn’t make it any better. I do think the waiting to be told “Go ahead” is important - it shows consideration your food-impaired companions - but once they have been given the chance to return the favor by telling you to start, just…

Oh that one huge roll? Those things weird af. Like. Why arent you precut?

Food should come out all at once. If it doesn’t, you’re within your rights to complain.

This is America, you can always complain. A country of crackers that sit stewing with impotent rage would make us British.

Depends, if you ever saw the film Wall-E, imagine the floor cleaning robot. I’ve been with people that refused to even pick up a fork until each plate was on the table.

Especially those nasty-assed Dyson ones where you put your hands down in the airflow and no matter what happens you inevitably touch the sides. Hate those. I started carrying wet wipes.

I knew it. I never believed in hand dryers.

if its a hamburger, i’ll choose a hot dog. if its a cheeseburger, well, come on.