My response at any age is “goodbye, was sorta nice knowing you.” and walking away because they’re dead to me.

Nah, just a bus ticket to Derry.

It is a bit odd. I don’t really drink, but if I were running the US, I would definitely become a heavy drinker.

The carbonation is what really makes LaCroix perfect. It’s highly carbonated, which is what I want when I grab a soda.

Remember how conservatives gave him shit about it too?? Look at all the shit Trump gets a pass on. Perks of being white.

I’m pretty sure that you’ve hit on something here! I, speaking as the fun sort of alcoholic, would like to announce that I will totally drink beer with people if they put me in charge!

People think “Grey Gardens” is soooo original. But it’s really just a gritty reboot.

I would totally have kept everything on that table from the day and let it molder en situ. I believe it’s referred to as “Miss Havishaming”.

That or a pigeon.

Do you have a Target near you? Their store brand—I think it’s “Simply Balanced”—is even cheaper than Bubly, has a slightly stronger flavor than La Croix, and has a nice fizz to it. The ginger peach one is fantastic, and the cucumber mint is perfect with a little bit of gin.

alright so now we’re beefin (lolololol) but seriously.

Cosign. Mustard or GTFO.

Is there a more iconic crime-fighting duo than Christine Cagney and Mary Beth Lacey, the NYPD detectives who took down bad guys in the ’80s while wearing tie-neck blouses and sensible shoes?

I just tried bubly and love it. I usually get the target brand sparkling water (even cheaper, tastes like the dasani brand) but will now get bubly sometimes.

a 90-count would last me one meal. i love these pizza rolls

I agree with your assessment of Five Guys. I’d wanted to check them out, and when we went last year, was disappointed by every menu item we’d ordered.

Someone once assumed I was my father’s wife. We look very much alike and with how we would interact with each other, it’s pretty obvious. But, this did happen on a tram at a NASCAR race, so......

We often dine out with our friends Ann and Drew. Ann’s blind with a small amount of light/dark discrimination. She’s also the most sarcastic human on the planet, but in a nice way, so watching her navigate public spaces is a hoot. The thing that I’ve found that works best with her is to let her know that you’re…

Who did the story about totinos pizza rolls? I just bought some. A 40 pack or whatever is 2.99.

Wtf is happening btw? My notifications are not showing up.