That’s actually what I said to my wife when she announced her pregnancy to me.

Love the indignation, he did have a point, that was bold.

People have assumed my sister is my girlfriend on multiple occasions. Though I guess it makes sense, we have the familiarity of women who know each other incredibly well, but she looks very much like our Irish side and I look very much like our Italian side.

You have found the secret to a good cocktail! Congratulations! If you want you can put the whiskey in a shaker and shake it a couple of times to make it feel like you are doing something...but it’s not necessary.

Welcome to Schrödinger’s Internet, where everything is simultaneously true and false.

This is what I notice when going between reg. Coke and reg. Pepsi.

Hope you like the taste of anise! Because you’ll be getting a LOT of it in that drink. It’s great to settle a stomach at the end of a meal tho

with a less hard fizz

Pernod is TOUGH to mix with, though. You can use it as an absinthe substitute in a pinch, but it’s not 100% correct.

My default response is tosay “On purpose?”

I mean you can’t go crazy with it, but as long as you’ve got a good percentage of high-proof alcohol in there, you’ve got some wiggle room. Ethanol evaporates at a much lower temperature than water and doesn’t aid in gluten development so it’s like your little safety net. You can accidentally overshoot it a bit (15%…

I’m assuming that the deep problems of the letter writer’s loveless union have festered to the point they are outwardly visible.

Maybe she was in an actual motorboating accident and it became a who’s on first situation when she got told her lawyer.

The Crispin Browns Lane cider is the one you’re referring to. It IS dry and delicious. Aspall also makes nice dry ciders from this like 300-year-old cidery somewhere in the U.K.

A lot of Virtue cider isn’t super sweet. And their Mitten variety is oak aged.

Figs and plums sound amazing. Even a combination of the two could work!

Pittsburgh has two exceptional cidermakers, Arsenal and Threadbare, and both produce actual dry varieties.

You know that shed reeks of stale beer, cigarette butts, and old man drunken pants-shitting. Australia!

You know that shed reeks of stale beer, cigarette butts, and old man drunken pants-shitting.