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Can’t beat Dumb and Dumber on TBS for me

Pretty In Pink. I’ve seen that movie AT LEAST 500 times (that is not even an exaggeration, I might have a problem) can recite most of it from memory, own three different DVD versions of it, but if I come across it flipping channels, it’s staying on. See also: Rocky IV, Shawshank, 13 Going on 30, and pretty much any

As a former Cute Denny’s Hostess (why they had me work overnights, in a college town, at the ripe old age of 19 is BEYOND ME), yeah, you probably did hit on me and yeah, I probably shot you down super-hard. I’m not sorry, but now that we’re all older, we can probably be friends.

Leeloo Dallas Multipass

That’s the downwards spiral - then you need another sampler platter just to feel normal again. The struggle (and weight gain) is real...

I think this is actually the perfect display of (at least part of) why people reacted so poorly to the last column (the tacky entree splitting one). Both questions asked for Salty’s opinion on what she thought of a practice. This one (and most other answers, from what I can tell) really generally stuck to what Salty

HA HA HA.

NAF NAF is awesomeness! It’s way better than the “middle eastern chipotle” moniker it gets.

Tried two beers last night. The guy at the beer store just popped open a Ballast Point barrelled aged porter, I think it was called Victory. It was really good, very smooth, could taste the barrel aging. It was a little colder than I would have preferred.

When you die from snorting ground-up breaded-chicken-skin in the next episode, and getting some kind of weird Poultremonia, I would like you to leave your wife my number. She seems like a real awesome lady.

Should’ve tried making fried chicken vodka the right way

One thing is universal, though: people who hate gin are dumb.

Great, now can someone please explain the Rally’s/Checkers dichotomy?

Every value meal will come with a piece of “Chewin’ Hay”.

“It’s a parking garage, ya jagoff!” is what we say in Chicago.

Nothing Rhymes With Orange was the name of one of Andy Dwyers’ bands in Parks and Recreation. Interestingly, P&R was also the first place I ever heard of Neutral Milk hotel.

Delicious, delicious pine needles.

*juniper not pine needles...and it’s divine.

looks like you’re about right. There’s a stretch of 62 on google maps labeled “crosstown.” who knew!