Wait this is good with the Butthole Surfers’ “Psychic Powerless Another Man’s Sac” or the Dead Milkmen’s “Big Lizard in my Backyard”?

Yes, I’m sure you’re reading this and busting your ass out to Walmart to buy 10 boxes right away

“And your dad would throw the garbage all across the floor,

On a related note Kevin, I’d love to see an article someday on TheTakeout about N/A beers that taste good. People have mentioned in the comments and I have heard from friends that some German beers are quite delicious and have no alcohol in them. I just can’t afford to import a bunch of them to taste test. All my…

Then just take your girlfriend.

Black Panther is a very, very good movie. You should go see it.

Black beans mixed into the beef would probably work and not be half bad at that. Just be a matter of experimenting to see what works in terms of the patty holding up.

It’s a thing people ask for to get a fresh batch made just for them.

You just confused me. Aren’t chips and salsa free at most Mexican restaurants?

I never actually do this, but cold fries are the bane of my existence. Nothing worse than cold fries. I nearly went apocalyptic (aka I did and said nothing) when I ordered a meatball parm with a side of fries; and somehow the kitchen interpreted the order as an appetizer of fries and they came out 5-10 minutes before…

It’s in their R&D facility, I worked security there a long time ago. I’m sure if they really wanted to jazz it up, they could have a fancy display in their main headquarters, but I don’t think anyone really cares that they’ve had six different types of yellow moons over the last however many years Lucky Charms has…

We did have some customers who would ask us to put on a new pair of gloves. I think some people found it annoying and accusatory, but as long as you ask politely it should be fine. The main reason people weren’t changing their gloves was just that we were busy. If a customer indicated to me that they wanted me to…

When I worked in a deli the glove thing really grossed me out. People would keep their gloves on throughout a shift (except, I hope, when using the bathroom) and their gloved hands were probably much dirtier than their ungloved hands would have been because when you’ve got gloves on you don’t feel the stuff on your…

Ahh yes! The Glove group! Cos everything I touch automatically is sanitized, even after I leave them on after I use the bathroom. The are simply a second skin and are an illusion, not to mention a waste of $$.

Bitter Lemon was the greatest drink ever. I have absolutely no clue why it’s no longer available in the US. Great thirst quencher in the summer.

As a cook of 30 yrs, I can’t stand this. Prime example is a SMALL salad split.

I don’t think younger craft beer drinkers realize how important Boston Beer Co was to this movement. I’m a huge admirer of Jim Koch.

True fact: General Mills has a marbit (what they call the marshmallows in Lucky Charms) library, where they have samples of all of the different types of marbits they’ve made over the years.

Other fun fact: It’s basically a glorified pantry, and the marbits are in clear five gallon tupperware tubs.

I’ve had Great Northern at least once. I also liked their Czech pilsner (I could get that in cans for a while). I really need to make another trip up there.

I don’t think I’ve had anything from Pipeworks yet - I’ve been on a Half Acre kick for a while now.

IKR!? i make my own sausage (Penzey’s Breakfast Sausage seasoning - with additional red pepper flakes) - my own meatballs with ground pork loin and either ground chicken or turkey, etc etc... And the savings are great! And i actually know what’s in everything - for a change. Well, as much as i can while not knocking…